Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine",[2] is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University.[3] The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country."[3] The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder.[4] Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel.[5][6][7][8][9] He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life.[10] He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr. From Wikipedia the free encyclopedia.

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The Loud House

Welcome to the Loud House, where life can get pretty crazy. One boy, TEN girls?! Lincoln Loud wouldn’t change it for the world!

Release Date2016-05-02

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Episode Count1

Vote Count551

The Shield

The story of an inner-city Los Angeles police precinct where some of the cops aren't above breaking the rules or working against their associates to both keep the streets safe and their self-interests intact.

Release Date2002-03-12

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Episode Count1

Vote Count815

It's Florida, Man.

This irreverent late-night comedy series brings to life unbelievable, ripped-from-the-headlines tales of the Sunshine State. Featuring interviews with everyday Floridians and playful recreations starring a rotating cast of actors and comedians, this hilarious and outrageous series sheds light on the viral, wacky, and weird.

Release Date2024-10-18

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Episode Count1

Vote Count14

The Machine

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

Release Date2023-05-25

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JobExecutive Producer

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Vote Count197

Homecoming

Divorced dad Bert attends his college homecoming in an attempt to reconnect with his eldest daughter, who attends his alma mater. When Bert arrives on campus, he realizes his kids have “parent trapped” him with his ex-wife. From there, the weekend’s focus turns to competition, debaucherous mayhem — and, perhaps, a chance to reunite his family.

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Free Bert

A gloriously messy dad and his equally unfiltered family cause chaos when they try to fit in with the snobby crowd at their elite new school.

Release Date2026-01-22

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JobExecutive Producer

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Episode Count6

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy

Still the ultimate comedy party animal, Bert Kreischer tells more stories about parenthood and family life in a stand-up special from Cleveland.

Release Date2020-03-17

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JobScreenplay

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Vote Count55

Something's Burning

Comedian Bert Kreischer hosts a cooking show with guests from the comedy world.

Release Date2018-09-09

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Episode Count28

AEW: Dynamite Awards

To help get things going in a positive way in 2021, All Elite Wrestling held an award show ahead of this week's Dynamite on the Bleacher Report App to celebrate its biggest and brightest stars.

Release Date2021-01-27

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Bert Kreischer: Secret Time

Comedian Bert Kreischer is ready to take his shirt off and "party hardy" with his debut Netflix Original stand-up special, Bert Kreischer: Secret Time. Considered one of the best storytellers of his generation, Bert regales the audience at the Trocadero Theatre in Philadelphia with stories about zip-lining with his family, his daughter practicing softball with an imaginary ball, and upstaging ex-NBA player Ralph Sampson at a childhood basketball camp.

Release Date2018-08-24

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JobScreenplay

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Vote Count45

Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb

Raw, wild and hilariously funny, Bert Kreischer stars in "Comfortably Dumb," his debut comedy concert that follows his scene stealing appearances on Comedy Central and FX. He is one of today's hottest, most inventive comedians, something that a few years ago would have been deemed virtually impossible. Especially to Bert. It wasn't long ago when Rolling Stone Magazine named him "the number one party animal in the nation!" when this dedicated underachiever made a career out of attending Florida State University, a seven year adventure that became the basis for National Lampoon's hit movie, "Van Wilder." Now Bert has finally grown up. Sort of. And the result is a sold-out event destined to become a classic. This is your chance to party with the original party animal.

Release Date2009-03-03

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Vote Count2

Bert Kreischer: The Machine

Storyteller Bert Kreischer expounds on a series of incredible and hilarious tales - from an unforgettable run-in with a grizzly bear to his legendary travels in Russia.

Release Date2016-11-11

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JobWriter

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Vote Count26

Jay Mohr: My Turn

Comedy special starring actor/comedian Jay Mohr in which he provides insights into the many subjects fresh on his mind.

Release Date2003-08-09

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2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve

Tom and Bert are back with another 2 Bears live! This is a party that will last as long as the two of them are able to stay conscious. All the booze all the edibles and get this, the boys have been working on making an adult film to show you. Plus if you haven’t heard, They played basketball and Tom ended up in the hospital with multiple severe injuries. Luckily for all of us we have multiple camera angles of the devastation. All that and more. Ring in the new year with your two favorite bears!

Release Date2020-01-01

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Conan

A late night television talk show hosted by Conan O'Brien.

Release Date2010-11-08

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Episode Count2

Vote Count244

Good Mythical Morning

Two "Internetainers" (Rhett & Link) go far out and do the weirdest things, giving you a daily dose of casual comedy every Monday-Friday.

Release Date2012-01-09

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Episode Count1

Vote Count86

Hot Ones

The show with hot questions and even hotter wings invites a famous guest over to eat and then interviews them while they're struggling through the heat.

Release Date2015-03-12

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Episode Count1

Vote Count69

The Jennifer Hudson Show

Talented entertainer and newly-minted EGOT Jennifer Hudson takes on the daytime talk show landscape.

Release Date2022-09-12

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Episode Count1

Vote Count29

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Jimmy Kimmel Live! is an American late-night talk show, created and hosted by Jimmy Kimmel and broadcast on ABC.

Release Date2003-01-26

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Episode Count2

Vote Count191

After Midnight

Celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson hosts the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet alongside a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music, and beyond.

Release Date2024-01-17

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Episode Count1

Vote Count21

Lights Out with David Spade

Specializing in celebrities, entertainment and all things apolitical, comedy legend David Spade and a panel of his comedian friends are at the roundtable and in the field to help break down the biggest headlines of the day.

Release Date2019-07-29

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Episode Count1

Vote Count12

Straight Up Steve Austin

This unique, interview-based series features WWE legend Steve Austin with a variety of his celebrity friends in exciting surroundings. On each episode, the host and his famous guests swap stories about their lives and careers during one-of-a-kind, custom-tailored adventures in different cities across America.

Release Date2019-08-12

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Episode Count1

Vote Count6

Dinner Time Live with David Chang

Chef David Chang hosts an unfiltered dining experience as he cooks for celebrity guests and shares culinary secrets.

Release Date2024-01-25

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Episode Count1

Vote Count5

Snacked

Welcome to Snacked: A brand new series from First We Feast where your favorite celebrities break down their most beloved snacks and candies.

Release Date2021-07-20

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Episode Count1

Vote Count1

Dr Phil LIVE!

From the hilariously twisted mind of comedian Adam Ray, comes Dr Phil Live.

Release Date2023-08-04

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Episode Count1

Vote Count1

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer

Fast-living comic Bert Kreischer heads to a cabin for some self-care and invites his funny friends to join his quest to cleanse his mind, body and soul.

Release Date2020-10-13

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Episode Count5

Vote Count17

The Comedy Store

This documentary series brings to life the legends, heartbreak and history created at iconic L.A. club The Comedy Store, which over the past 47 years has launched the careers of a breathtaking array of stars.

Release Date2020-10-04

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Episode Count5

Vote Count9

Go-Big Show

Featuring monster trucks, alligator trainers, stunt archery and other radical feats, the program celebrates daring acts alongside personal, behind-the-scenes stories from the challengers as they battle head-to-head to impress the judges and advance toward the finale’s ultimate $100,000 prize.

Release Date2021-01-07

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Episode Count20

Vote Count3

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Release Date2002-03-04

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Episode Count1

Vote Count3

The Roast of Tom Brady

Offensive lines. Full-contact comedy. Kevin Hart hosts this all-star roast of NFL legend Tom Brady.

Release Date2024-05-05

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Vote Count41

This Is Stand-Up

An intimate and revealing insight into the work and lives of Stand-Up Comedians. Some of the biggest names in the game reveal what it's like to pursue this most challenging, yet important art-form.

Release Date2020-04-12

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Vote Count2

New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash

New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash is a New Year's Eve television special that has been broadcast by CBS since December 31, 2021.

Release Date2023-12-31

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Episode Count2

Best of Stand-up 2020

Unnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but thankfully the jokes didn't.

Release Date2020-12-31

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Vote Count21

Trip Flip

Host Bert Kreischer surprises unsuspecting American vacationers by throwing away the guidebook and taking them off-the-beaten-path. It's the vacation they never saw coming.

Release Date2012-06-28

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Episode Count1

Vote Count1

The Roast of Bert Kreischer

Whitney Cummings roasts legendary comedian Bert "The Machine" Kreischer with the help of Jim Norton, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Rachel Feinstein, Donnell Rawlings, Trevor Wallace, and some surprise celebrity guests.

Release Date2023-04-01

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Vote Count3

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Shameless — and shirtless — as ever, Bert spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the explosive end to his family's escape room outing.

Release Date2023-03-14

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JobWriter

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Vote Count22

Bert Kreischer: Lucky

Losing 45 pounds. Getting parenting advice from Snoop Dogg. Bert Kreischer knows he's the luckiest guy around — and he's recounting his blessings.

Release Date2025-03-17

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JobWriter

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Vote Count15

Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary

Exploration of the podcasting medium via interviews with several big names in the field and their fans.

Release Date2016-11-17

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Vote Count6

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing

Ten top comics hit the stage to celebrate the 60th anniversary of The Improv comedy club in this special featuring archival footage of iconic performers.

Release Date2023-11-07

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JobWriter

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Vote Count8

Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black

Armed with history, humor and his trademark ranting, comedian Lewis Black takes a hilarious look at how to survive the "month-long festival of consumption" without losing your mind.

Release Date2009-11-23

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Vote Count4

Raw

A regularly scheduled, live, year-round program featuring some of the biggest WWE Superstars.

Release Date1993-01-11

Episode Count1

Vote Count348

Reality Bites Back

Reality Bites Back is a reality show hosted by Michael Ian Black that parodies various reality show formats. It premiered July 17, 2008 on Comedy Central. The name is derived from the 1994 film Reality Bites.

Release Date2008-07-17

Episode Count8

Vote Count1

Bert the Conqueror

Bert the Conqueror was an American reality television series which premiered on the Travel Channel on June 16, 2010. The show was hosted by the American stand-up comedian Bert Kreischer. He traveled across the United States to amusement parks and other entertainment venues to experience and promote various roller coasters, water rides, and unusual sports. Bert was known for his uncontrollable screaming in early episodes of the show. Each episode took part in a single U.S. state, and each episode was titled with the name of the state in which that episode takes place. There are also episodes which took place in a single amusement park, such as Cedar Point, in which Bert rode 4 roller coasters at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. On September 24, 2010, Bert the Conqueror was renewed for a second season. The renewal was revealed on the Bert the Conqueror Facebook page the next day. The second season began April 3, 2011. Bert the Conqueror was moved during its last season in favor of the US version of Scream! If You Know the Answer, which was also hosted by Bert Kreisher. It was not picked up for a third season.

Release Date2010-06-16

Episode Count26

Cinderella Story

Release Date2008-10-22

Episode Count6

Bert Kreischer

Collection of comedy specials.

Release Date2016-11-11

Episode Count4

The X Show

The X Show is a magazine, variety, and interview/talk program that aired on FX Network in the US from May 1999 to April 2001. Running time was originally one hour, but this was later reduced to a half-hour. The show was 'guy-themed' much like a TV equivalent of Maxim magazine The X Show had numerous hosts and co-hosts, both male and female and would frequently feature spokesmodels. Ava Cadell was featured in segments providing sexual information and Chris Gore would host segments about movies.

Release Date1999-06-07

Episode Count1

Vote Count2