Hans Teeuwen
Hans Eduard Marie Teeuwen is a Dutch comedian, actor and an occasional singer and director. His work can be described as absurdist, apolitical and confrontational.
Works
Jackson & Malone
When a number of elderly people are brutally murdered in idyllic Spulne, it is decided from above to use the heaviest means: Jackson & Malone of the supreme Service Extreme Crime Control are here to save the day.
Release Date:2024-07-19
Department:Creator
Job:Creator
Character:Jackson
Episode Count:[ 6 ]
Vote Count:1
Hans Teeuwen: Nou Lekker Dan
Registration of the latest theatreprogram by the Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen about subjects like wet meat, likes, love, medium Gonnie, art, culture, inclusivity, diversity, bistros and volunteers.
Release Date:2023-08-04
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Character:Himself
Hans Teeuwen: Smerige Spelletjes
The Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen gradually loses his sense of reality when he has to stay inside because of the "intellegent lockdown" during the COVID-19 pandemic. He recorded a corona comedy special at his home.
Release Date:2020-06-13
Department:Sound
Job:Music
Character:
Hans Teeuwen: Real Rancour
Comedian Hans Teeuwen rebels against political correctness, proclaims himself Britain's moral leader and takes on Donald Trump.
Release Date:2018-07-19
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Character:Himself
Het is gezien
An documentary on the freedom of art in the Netherlands by Gerard Reves. Reve sets out to defend the freedom of art against angry constituents.
Release Date:2018-04-02
Hans Teeuwen: Echte Rancune
Release Date:2016-12-31
Character:Himself
Vote Count:3
Poesjes
A TV Series starring Ellen Parren and Juliette van Ardenne.
Release Date:2015-09-06
Character:Ed (voice)
Episode Count:25
Everything for a Laugh
The rise to stardom of former comedian Rob van Liempt, which came to a grinding halt during the '90s.
Release Date:2012-09-05
Character:Himself
Vote Count:1
Hans Teeuwen: Spiksplinter
Hard pruning jokes are interspersed with musical interludes, a magic trick and Teeuwen's unique improvisations in the sixth show by the Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen.
Release Date:2011-11-25
Department:Production
Job:Producer
Character:Himself
Vote Count:8
New Kids Turbo
Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore.
Release Date:2010-12-09
Character:Rikkert's boss
Vote Count:302
Gewoon Hans
The father of the seventeen-year-old Katinka is a huge fan of the Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen. The small house of the Vermeulen family breathes him: the TV blares Hans Teeuwen shows all day long, there are posters everywhere and numerous CDs and DVDs swing through the room. The Teeuwen Excess leads to fears and delusions in Katinka. She gets nightmares in which Hans Teeuwen reveals himself to her: she hears his voice regularly and she thinks she sees him appear now and then. Katinka tells her psychiatrist about her nightmare that Hans Teeuwen rapes her teddy bear while calling out her name. The psychiatrist advises her to meet Teeuwen in real life, because in this way she may be able to adjust the image she has created herself.
Release Date:2009-12-30
Character:Himself
Vote Count:5
Hans Teeuwen: Live in London
Hans Teeuwen is a successful comedian, jazz singer and a staunch defender of free speech. Nowadays he plays his unique comedy shots only in the UK, where he gets a great response and fantastic reviews plus he was the recipient of a 2008 Chortle Award. Here, finally, is a chance for Dutch audiences to see Hans Teeuwen's first new comedy show in five years, and the first show in English for the rest of the world: Hans Teeuwen Live in London!
Release Date:2009-08-01
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Character:Himself
Vote Count:3
Ruby Wax Goes Dutch
Release Date:2009-04-01
Episode Count:1
PowNed
Release Date:2009-02-13
Episode Count:1
College Tour
Release Date:2007-12-06
Episode Count:1
Pauw & Witteman
Pauw & Witteman is a Dutch late-night talk show, hosted by Jeroen Pauw en Paul Witteman. It is generally focused on current affairs and politics. It is broadcast every weekday at 11 pm on Nederland 1. It is produced by Dutch public broadcasters NPS and VARA. During summer Pauw & Witteman are replaced by Knevel & Van de Brink, a talk show hosted by Andries Knevel and Thijs van den Brink, produced by the dutch evangelical broadcasting company, the EO.
Release Date:2006-09-04
Episode Count:3
Vote Count:1
Reorganization Franeker Relocation Department
Sex and the City with men in diving suits. Relationship troubles that take place in the restaurant and living room with male characters dressed in diving suits, complete with glasses and flippers.
Release Date:2006-09-01
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Character:
Vote Count:1
Hans Teeuwen, Gummbah en Pieter Bouwman: Poelmo, Slaaf van het Zuiden
Release Date:2006-07-17
Character:Himself
Vote Count:1
Masterclass
An actor tempts fate when he convinces a legendary, but loose-cannon, theater director out of retirement to give a masterclass at a drama school.
Release Date:2005-10-12
Department:Directing
Job:Director
Vote Count:3
De Wereld Draait Door
Talk show hosted by Matthijs van Nieuwkerk containing a mixture of news, information, television bloopers and general entertainment.
Release Date:2005-10-10
Character:Self
Episode Count:1
Vote Count:6
80 VARA Toppers!
VARA exists 80 years! We celebrate this with the DVD you have in your hands. About 5 hours top entertainment from VARA's entertainment cabinet. Fragments that will take you from 1958 to now. You still remember Dorus with his mouse trap? Or the "Kopspijkers" cabaret with the song "One Day Fly", Theo Maassen with his farewell speech of Henk van den Tillaart or Harry Vermegen and Henk Spaan with Popie Jopie? That's all on this DVD, and more!
Release Date:2005-03-07
Character:Self
Visions of Europe
Twenty-five films from twenty-five European countries by twenty-five European directors.
Release Date:2004-05-01
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Vote Count:18
Hans Teeuwen: Industry of Love
Teeuwens fifth stand-up show is about love. Small, large, hidden, the physical, the famous and the improper love. Hans Teeuwen unravels that love into forms that you do not recognize, but can very surely sense.
Release Date:2004-01-01
Department:Sound
Job:Music
Character:Himself
Vote Count:3
Interview
A middle-aged journalist interviews the real-life Dutch star Katja Schuurman, in her own loft. Pierre, the journalist is annoyed at being given such a fluffy assignment, as he is normally a political correspondent. Initially he has no questions for Katja, but soon they are coaxing their darkest secrets out of each other.
Release Date:2003-05-28
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Vote Count:26
Hans Teeuwen: Dat dan weer wel
Mind you is the fourth theater of the Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen. He performed the show in 2001. The last show was filmed in 2002 and aired on television, the same year that the show on CD and DVD published. It's Teeuwen's most famous and most frequently quoted show. He takes everything on the heel, including racism, blacks, world religions, AIDS patients, women, Jostiband and the Queen of the Netherlands.
Release Date:2002-01-01
Character:Himself
Vote Count:8
Miss Minoes
A cat who turns into a young woman helps a journalist protect their town from a factory boss with an evil plan.
Release Date:2001-12-06
Character:Tinus (voice)
Vote Count:89
Hans Teeuwen: Trui
In his third theatre program the Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen plays with empty wine bottles, little girls and himself. Poetic, absurd, false and genuine.
Release Date:2000-12-31
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Character:Himself
Vote Count:5
Jesus Is a Palestinian
Natasha goes to Limburg to collect her brother Ramses, who has joined a sect, so he can consent to cutting their father's life support.
Release Date:1999-04-17
Character:Ramses
Vote Count:4
Teeuwen & Smeenk: Heist
The debut of this Dutch comedy duo. They won the Dutch Cameretten festival which a short (early) version of this show.
Release Date:1999-01-01
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Character:Himself
Vote Count:2
Hans Teeuwen: Met een Breierdeck
The second show of Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen: sex, violence and foul language in a string of songs, abrupt transitions and evocative characterizations.
Release Date:1997-01-01
Department:Writing
Job:Writer
Character:Himself
Vote Count:5
Debiteuren Crediteuren
Release Date:1995-02-27
Character:Sinterklaas
Episode Count:1
Vote Count:1
Hans Teeuwen: Hard en Zielig
The first solo show of Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen, the comedian is super-nervous and tells sad stories about past unfortunate love, loneliness and prejudice, accompanied solely by him playing the piano.He also tells tales about a fox, a scarecow, the young girl and the Seven Turkish an the Bible.
Release Date:1995-01-01
Department:Sound
Job:Music
Character:Himself
Vote Count:4
Jiskefet
Release Date:1990-01-01
Character:Sinterklaas
Episode Count:2
Vote Count:1