You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian television program that first aired locally in 1979 before airing internationally in 1981. It featured pre-teen and teenaged actors in a sketch comedy format. Each episode had a theme. The show was notable for launching the careers of many performers, including Alanis Morissette, and writer Bill Prady, who would write and produce shows like The Big Bang Theory, Gilmore Girls and Dharma and Greg. The show was produced by and aired on Ottawa's CTV station CJOH-TV. After production ended in 1990, the show continued in reruns on Nickelodeon through 1994, when it was replaced with the similar All That. The show is synonymous with Nick, and was at that time extremely popular, with the highest ratings overall on the channel. The show is also well known for introducing the network's iconic slime. The program is the subject of the 2004 feature-length documentary, You Can't Do That on Film, directed by David Dillehunt.
You Can't Do That on Television (Սեզոն 5)
Friends (Դրվագ 1)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Laverne and Shirley Kill Each Other will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine is broke and the other cast members won't talk to her until she pays up what she owes them. In order to do the show, she pays them each a dollar to do their lines with her.
ESP - Magic Astrology (Դրվագ 2)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The Twilight Zone Gets Redeveloped will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The crew fears a ghost is haunting the studio when strange things start happening. Lisa decides to perform an exorcism to get rid of it. In the sketches, the cast pokes fun at ESP and astrology, as well as magic in sketches like Genie of the Electric Lamp.
Hobbies (Դրվագ 3)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Hobby Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine talks about fashion, her latest hobby.
History (Դրվագ 4)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The Six Wives of Henry VIII will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast parodies historical events, as Alasdair traces his family history and Christine writes a research essay.
Courage (Դրվագ 5)
Թողարկման ամսաթիվ: 1984-06-11
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The Smurfs Meet Godzilla will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast must be brave to overcome stage fright as the show's ratings are higher then ever.
Body Parts (Դրվագ 6)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Real People's Armpits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show's cast competes to see who has the perfect body.
Marketing (Դրվագ 7)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Miss Piggy Sold to a Sausage Factory will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To raise money to keep the show on the air, the cast tries to sell water and green slime to viewers.
Foreign Countries (Դրվագ 8)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Around the World in 80 Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present… Ross appears interested in world travel and foreign cultures, like the rest of the cast. Actually, Ross is only interested in playing ""exchange bank.""
Literature (Դրվագ 9)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Masterpiece Theater will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine tries to become one of the shows writers, while Justin tries to track down the great author A. Nonymous. In the sketches, the cast looks at the classics of literature.
Moving (Դրվագ 10)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Mr. Rogers Gets Evicted will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's family moves into a new house in the hills.
Technology (Դրվագ 11)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The Electric Company Blows a Fuse will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes another look at computers and robots. In the process, Ross tests out an interactive poll system. Viewers are supposed to touch the superimposed green and red squares on the screens to determine what happens next. The result: in the space of four minutes, Luke gets shot, Vanessa is slimed, and Lisa is forced to not say anything.
Ambition (Դրվագ 12)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Dallas & Dynasty will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast explains their ambitions in life. Christine spends a lot of time explaining how she wants to be an actress.
Clubs (Դրվագ 13)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The Mickey Mouse Club will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine joins a health club, but isn't really interested in the club's healthy atmosphere.
Holidays (Դրվագ 14)
Թողարկման ամսաթիվ: 1985-01-01
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The A-Team Wreck Disneyland will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast tries to convince Ross to give them a holiday.
Colleges (Դրվագ 15)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The college football game scheduled at this time between MIT and UCLA will not be seen because ""mitucla"" is a dirty word in Arundi Barundi. Alasdair tries to get a video game scholarship to get into college.
Halloween (Դրվագ 16)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Boy George Without Makeup will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine puts a spell on Ross that causes evil ghosts to haunt him.
Christmas (Դրվագ 17)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Joins the A-Team will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair purchases a ton of mistletoe to try to get a kiss from one of the girls.
Politics (Դրվագ 18)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: To Tell the Truth (with guest host Richard Nixon) will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa is nominated by Christine to run for class president.
War (Դրվագ 19)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The Love Boat Goes on a Cruise Missile Cruise will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair forms an anti-war group (W.I.M.P.), while Ross argues that war is a necessary evil.
Science (Դրվագ 20)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Wizard will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair tries to discover the formula for the green slime.
Divorce (Դրվագ 21)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Family Ties Get Untied will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show's producer is getting divorced, and his wife takes half of the show's stuff.
Families (Դրվագ 22)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The Partridge Family Get Shot will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross' nephew visits the show, but doesn't get along very well with the cast.
Malls / Hangouts (Դրվագ 23)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: The A-Team Makes One Cup of Coffee Last 5 Hours will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair becomes a street musician, while Ross acts as his manager. The rest of the cast spends the entire show sitting around doing nothing.
Seasons / Weather (Դրվագ 24)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Mr. Wizard Shows You How to Make Rain will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair makes a weather machine, but it doesn't work correctly.
Jealousy (Դրվագ 25)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Knight Rider Wants a Ferrari will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is jealous of Christine after she gets a raise.
Wealth (Դրվագ 26)
Տևողություն: 30 min
Նկարագրություն: Dunking for Dollars will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The series is sold to various foreign countries. Adam acts as millionaire Ronald Rump.
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