You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian television program that first aired locally in 1979 before airing internationally in 1981. It featured pre-teen and teenaged actors in a sketch comedy format. Each episode had a theme. The show was notable for launching the careers of many performers, including Alanis Morissette, and writer Bill Prady, who would write and produce shows like The Big Bang Theory, Gilmore Girls and Dharma and Greg. The show was produced by and aired on Ottawa's CTV station CJOH-TV. After production ended in 1990, the show continued in reruns on Nickelodeon through 1994, when it was replaced with the similar All That. The show is synonymous with Nick, and was at that time extremely popular, with the highest ratings overall on the channel. The show is also well known for introducing the network's iconic slime. The program is the subject of the 2004 feature-length documentary, You Can't Do That on Film, directed by David Dillehunt.
You Can't Do That on Television (シーズン 5)
Courage (エピソード 1)
放送日: 1984-06-04
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The Smurfs Meet Godzilla will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast must be brave to overcome stage fright as the show's ratings are higher then ever. The kids discuss courage. Kevin tests his courage by wearing a suit of armor.
Friends (エピソード 2)
放送日: 1984-06-07
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Laverne and Shirley Kill Each Other will not be seen at this time so that we may present... You can't put a price tag on friendship. Well, in fact, you can, as Christine sadly discovers when her mother's monthly friendship checks to the cast fail to arrive, leaving Christine friendless.
Ambition (エピソード 3)
放送日: 1984-06-12
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Dallas & Dynasty will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast explains their ambitions in life. Christine wants to grow as an actress and begs Ross to provide her with a meaty scene within the show. Ben, meanwhile, wants Ross to adjust the budget so he can star in his own music video.
Hobbies (エピソード 4)
放送日: 1984-06-15
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Hobby Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine talks about fashion, her latest hobby.
ESP - Magic Astrology (エピソード 5)
放送日: 1984-06-20
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The Twilight Zone Gets Redeveloped will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The crew fears a ghost is haunting the studio when strange things start happening. Lisa decides to perform an exorcism to get rid of it. In the sketches, the cast pokes fun at ESP and astrology, as well as magic in sketches like Genie of the Electric Lamp.
Literature (エピソード 6)
放送日: 1984-06-21
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Masterpiece Theater will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine tries to become one of the shows writers, while Justin tries to track down the great author A. Nonymous. In the sketches, the cast looks at the classics of literature.
Clubs (エピソード 7)
放送日: 1984-06-25
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The Mickey Mouse Club will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine joins a health club, but isn't really interested in the club's healthy atmosphere and Ross involves the kids in an investment club with himself as their broker.
Foreign Countries (エピソード 8)
放送日: 1984-06-28
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Around the World in 80 Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross appears interested in world travel and foreign cultures, like the rest of the cast. Actually, Ross is only interested in playing "exchange bank."
Marketing (エピソード 9)
放送日: 1984-07-03
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Miss Piggy Sold to a Sausage Factory will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To raise money to keep the show on the air, the cast tries to sell water and green slime to viewers.
History (エピソード 10)
放送日: 1984-07-11
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The Six Wives of Henry VIII will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast parodies historical events, as Alasdair traces his family history and Christine writes a research essay.
Body Parts (エピソード 11)
放送日: 1984-07-12
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Real People's Armpits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show's cast competes to see who has the perfect body.
Technology (エピソード 12)
放送日: 1984-07-19
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The Electric Company Blows a Fuse will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes another look at computers and robots. In the process, Ross tests out an interactive poll system. Viewers are supposed to touch the superimposed green and red squares on the screens to determine what happens next. The result: in the space of four minutes, Luke gets shot, Vanessa is slimed, and Lisa is forced to not say anything.
Moving (エピソード 13)
放送日: 1984-07-20
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Mr. Rogers Gets Evicted will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's family moves into a new house in the hills, a kid on wheels from California catches the attention of his new classmates.
Halloween (エピソード 14)
放送日: 1984-10-09
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Boy George Without Makeup will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine puts a spell on Ross that causes evil ghosts to haunt him.
Christmas (エピソード 15)
放送日: 1984-12-08
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Joins the A-Team will not be seen at this time so that we may present... It's Christmas on the set, but there's little peace on Earth in the studio: Alasdair's running around with a helmet camouflaged in mistletoe and two eager lips puckered.
Holidays (エピソード 16)
放送日: 1985-01-01
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The A-Team Wreck Disneyland will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast tries to convince Ross to give them a holiday.
Colleges (エピソード 17)
放送日: 1985-01-04
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The college football game scheduled at this time between MIT and UCLA will not be seen because "mitucla" is a dirty word in Arundi Barundi. Among the cast's plans for college, Alasdair plans to enter on a video game scholarship but, so far, can't find a university to meet his aim. Ross returns to college so he can enter a profession without kids around.
Politics (エピソード 18)
放送日: 1985-01-08
上映時間: 30 min
概要: To Tell the Truth (with guest host Richard Nixon) will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa is nominated by Christine to run for class president.
Science (エピソード 19)
放送日: 1985-01-11
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Wizard will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair tries to discover the formula for the green slime.
Divorce (エピソード 20)
放送日: 1985-01-15
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Family Ties Get Untied will not be seen at this time so that we may present... During their divorce proceedings, the producer's wife takes half the show away - literally half of everything - with strange results.
Families (エピソード 21)
放送日: 1985-01-18
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The Partridge Family Get Shot will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross' nephew visits the show, but doesn't get along very well with the cast.
Malls / Hangouts (エピソード 22)
放送日: 1985-01-22
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The A-Team Makes One Cup of Coffee Last 5 Hours will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The kids hang out - at the arcade, the library, malls and summer camp, after school, at the Burgery, around the set, outside prison, stores, locker and dressing rooms. They also hang laundry, hang tough, and generally just hang in there.
Seasons / Weather (エピソード 23)
放送日: 1985-01-25
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Mr. Wizard Shows You How to Make Rain will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair makes a weather machine, but it doesn't work correctly.
War (エピソード 24)
放送日: 1985-01-29
上映時間: 30 min
概要: The Love Boat Goes on a Cruise Missile Cruise will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair forms an anti-war group (W.I.M.P.), while Ross argues that war is a necessary evil.
Jealousy (エピソード 25)
放送日: 1985-02-01
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Knight Rider Wants a Ferrari will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is jealous of Christine after she gets a raise.
Wealth (エピソード 26)
放送日: 1985-02-05
上映時間: 30 min
概要: Dunking for Dollars will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The series is sold to various foreign countries. Adam acts as millionaire Ronald Rump.
シーズン
エピソード 14
エピソード 13
エピソード 13
エピソード 13
エピソード 26
エピソード 10
エピソード 20
エピソード 5
エピソード 25
エピソード 5
エピソード 1
エピソード 2