Looking for laughs as big as Texas? Head for the hills!
Байки из жизни отдельного человеческого вида — «техасца обыкновенного». Представители: Хэнк Хилл — простой обыватель и глава семейства, его жена Пегги — учительница, сын Бобби — вступающий в период полового созревания толстяк и племянница Луанна, постоянно разбрасывающая где попало свое нижнее белье.
The Perils of Polling (Эпизод 1)
Сценарист: Jim Dauterive
Дата выхода: 2000-10-01
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.
The Buck Stops Here (Эпизод 2) 5.2
Сценарист: Norm Hiscock
Дата выхода: 2000-11-05
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.
I Don't Want to Wait... (Эпизод 3) 8.0
Сценарист: Paul Lieberstein
Дата выхода: 2000-11-12
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.
Spin the Choice (Эпизод 4) 7.0
Сценарист: Paul Lieberstein
Дата выхода: 2000-11-19
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.
Peggy Makes the Big Leagues (Эпизод 5) 7.0
Сценарист: Johnny Hardwick
Дата выхода: 2000-11-26
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.
When Cotton Comes Marching Home (Эпизод 6)
Дата выхода: 2000-12-03
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.
What Makes Bobby Run? (Эпизод 7)
Сценарист: Peter Huyck
Дата выхода: 2000-12-10
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.
'Twas the Nut Before Christmas (Эпизод 8) 7.0
Сценарист: John Altschuler
Дата выхода: 2000-12-17
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.
Chasing Bobby (Эпизод 9) 8.0
Сценарист: Garland Testa
Дата выхода: 2001-01-21
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.
Yankee Hankie (Эпизод 10) 7.0
Сценарист: Kit Boss
Дата выхода: 2001-02-04
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.
Hank and the Great Glass Elevator (Эпизод 11) 8.0
Сценарист: Jonathan Collier
Дата выхода: 2001-02-11
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.
Now Who's the Dummy? (Эпизод 12) 8.0
Сценарист: Johnny Hardwick
Дата выхода: 2001-02-18
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.
Ho Yeah! (Эпизод 13) 6.3
Сценарист: Peter Huyck
Дата выхода: 2001-02-25
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.
The Exterminator (Эпизод 14) 9.0
Дата выхода: 2001-03-04
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.
Luanne Virgin 2.0 (Эпизод 15) 8.0
Сценарист: Kit Boss
Дата выхода: 2001-03-11
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.
Hank's Choice (Эпизод 16) 8.0
Сценарист: Jon Vitti
Дата выхода: 2001-04-01
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.
It's Not Easy Being Green (Эпизод 17)
Дата выхода: 2001-04-08
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.
The Trouble with Gribbles (Эпизод 18)
Сценарист: Jim Dauterive
Дата выхода: 2001-04-22
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.
Hank's Back Story (Эпизод 19)
Сценарист: Alan R. Cohen
Дата выхода: 2001-05-06
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story (Эпизод 20)
Сценарист: Garland Testa
Дата выхода: 2001-05-13
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.