Байки из жизни отдельного человеческого вида — «техасца обыкновенного». Представители: Хэнк Хилл — простой обыватель и глава семейства, его жена Пегги — учительница, сын Бобби — вступающий в период полового созревания толстяк и племянница Луанна, постоянно разбрасывающая где попало свое нижнее белье.
Сценарист: Jim Dauterive
Дата выхода: 2000-10-01
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.
Сценарист: Norm Hiscock
Дата выхода: 2000-11-05
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.
Сценарист: Paul Lieberstein
Дата выхода: 2000-11-12
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.
Сценарист: Paul Lieberstein
Дата выхода: 2000-11-19
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.
Сценарист: Johnny Hardwick
Дата выхода: 2000-11-26
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.
Дата выхода: 2000-12-03
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.
Сценарист: Peter Huyck
Дата выхода: 2000-12-10
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.
Сценарист: John Altschuler
Дата выхода: 2000-12-17
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.
Сценарист: Garland Testa
Дата выхода: 2001-01-21
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.
Сценарист: Kit Boss
Дата выхода: 2001-02-04
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.
Сценарист: Jonathan Collier
Дата выхода: 2001-02-11
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.
Сценарист: Johnny Hardwick
Дата выхода: 2001-02-18
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.
Сценарист: Peter Huyck
Дата выхода: 2001-02-25
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.
Дата выхода: 2001-03-04
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.
Сценарист: Kit Boss
Дата выхода: 2001-03-11
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.
Сценарист: Jon Vitti
Дата выхода: 2001-04-01
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.
Дата выхода: 2001-04-08
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.
Сценарист: Jim Dauterive
Дата выхода: 2001-04-22
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.
Сценарист: Alan R. Cohen
Дата выхода: 2001-05-06
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.
Сценарист: Garland Testa
Дата выхода: 2001-05-13
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.
