Красотки в Кливленде (Сезон 3)

Разведённая писательница, бывшая звезда мыльной оперы и англичанка-косметолог — три эксцентричные лучшие подруги по пути из Лос-Анджелеса в Париж совершают экстренную посадку в Кливленде, где местные жители принимают их за неземных красоток. Теперь они должны решить: вернуться ли в Лос-Анджелес, где они уже «не в цене», или же остаться в городе, где они пользуются недюжинным успехом.

Elka's Choice 7.5
Дата выхода: 2011-11-30
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.
Beards 8.3
Дата выхода: 2011-12-07
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.
Funeral Crashers 7.5
Дата выхода: 2011-12-14
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.
Happy Fat 8.0
Дата выхода: 2011-12-21
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.
One Thing or a Mother 8.0
Дата выхода: 2011-12-28
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway? 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-01-04
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Two Girls and a Rhino 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-01-11
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.
God and Football 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-01-18
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.
Love is Blind 7.5
Дата выхода: 2012-01-25
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.
Life with Lucci 5.7
Дата выхода: 2012-02-01
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
I'm with the Band 7.0
Дата выхода: 2012-02-08
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.
Lost Loves 7.5
Дата выхода: 2012-02-15
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.
Tangled Web 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-03-07
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.
Hot & Heavy 7.5
Дата выхода: 2012-03-14
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.
Rubber Ball 7.0
Дата выхода: 2012-03-21
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.
Everything Goes Better With Vampires 7.5
Дата выхода: 2012-03-28
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.
Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3 7.5
Дата выхода: 2012-04-11
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.
Cruel Shoes 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-04-18
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.
Bye George, I Think He's Got It! 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-04-25
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.
The Gateway Friend 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-05-02
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.
Some Like it Hot 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-05-09
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.
Storage Wars 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-05-16
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.
What's Behind the Door 7.5
Дата выхода: 2012-05-30
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.
Blow Outs 8.0
Дата выхода: 2012-06-06
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.