How I Met Your Mother (Season 3)

A love story in reverse.

A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.

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    Wait For It (Episode 1) 7.7

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2007-09-24

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

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    We're Not from Here (Episode 2) 7.2

    Writer: Chris Harris

    Air date: 2007-10-01

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

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    Third Wheel (Episode 3) 7.4

    Air date: 2007-10-08

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

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    Little Boys (Episode 4) 7.2

    Air date: 2007-10-15

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

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    How I Met Everyone Else (Episode 5) 8.2

    Writer: Gloria Calderón Kellett

    Air date: 2007-10-22

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

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    I'm Not That Guy (Episode 6) 7.6

    Air date: 2007-10-29

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

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    Dowisetrepla (Episode 7) 7.7

    Writer: Brenda Hsueh

    Air date: 2007-11-05

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

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    Spoiler Alert (Episode 8) 8.3

    Writer: Stephen Lloyd

    Air date: 2007-11-12

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

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    Slapsgiving (Episode 9) 8.1

    Writer: Matt Kuhn

    Air date: 2007-11-19

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

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    The Yips (Episode 10) 7.5

    Writer: Jamie Rhonheimer

    Air date: 2007-11-26

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

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    The Platinum Rule (Episode 11) 7.9

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2007-12-10

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

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    No Tomorrow (Episode 12) 7.5

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2008-03-17

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

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    Ten Sessions (Episode 13) 8.1

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2008-03-24

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

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    The Bracket (Episode 14) 7.9

    Writer: Joe Kelly

    Air date: 2008-03-31

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

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    The Chain of Screaming (Episode 15) 7.6

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2008-04-14

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

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    Sandcastles in the Sand (Episode 16) 7.6

    Writer: Kourtney Kang

    Air date: 2008-04-21

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

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    The Goat (Episode 17) 7.5

    Writer: Stephen Lloyd

    Air date: 2008-04-28

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

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    Rebound Bro (Episode 18) 7.6

    Writer: Jamie Rhonheimer

    Air date: 2008-05-05

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

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    Everything Must Go (Episode 19) 7.3

    Writer: Chris Harris

    Air date: 2008-05-12

    Runtime: 21 min

    Overview: When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

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    Miracles (Episode 20) 7.9

    Writer: Carter Bays

    Air date: 2008-05-19

    Runtime: 23 min

    Overview: Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

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