Hot Package (Season 1)

Entertainment news set in a parallel universe and featuring clips of the dark alleyways of the television landscape.

Romance 0.0
Air date: 2013-09-03
Runtime: 11 min
Overview: Derrick gets the inside scoop from adult film director Rob Spallone. Hot Package counts down its top romantic moments, and Pat chastises the network that canceled his favorite show.
Mens 0.0
Air date: 2013-09-10
Runtime: 11 min
Overview: Gender expert Perry Caravello is interviewed by Derrick about what it means to be a man.
Pilot 0.0
Air date: 2013-09-17
Runtime: 11 min
Overview: Derrick pulls a classic Hot Package episode from the vaults.
Bloopers 0.0
Air date: 2013-09-24
Runtime: 11 min
Overview: With no entertainment news to report, Derrick, Pat, and special guest human-blooper Perry Caravello dedicate this episode to fun.
Drugs 0.0
Air date: 2013-09-30
Runtime: 11 min
Overview: Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, and questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs, and NOT Jackie Stallone sets the record straight.
Music 0.0
Air date: 2013-10-07
Runtime: 11 min
Overview: Hot Package has up-to-the-nanosecond coverage of the musical war raging across North America. Derrick interviews movie star Jennifer Day, and an HP reporter puts her life on the line.