The Pub Landlord’s rules are a pint for the fella and a glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. It might be the 21st century but the landlord’s gaff is the last bastion of all things normal. He ain’t interested in change. It’s just the way things are, and don’t you or anybody else go questioning it.
Time Gentlemen Please (Season 1)
A Woman's Place (Episode 1)
Air date: 2000-09-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.
Never Confused (Episode 2)
Air date: 2000-09-18
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.
Hoppy Birthday (Episode 3)
Air date: 2000-09-25
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.
Monkey's Uncle (Episode 4)
Air date: 2000-10-02
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.
King Barsteward (Episode 5)
Air date: 2000-10-09
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.
Date with Density (Episode 6)
Air date: 2000-10-16
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.
Getting Diggy with It... (Episode 7)
Air date: 2000-10-23
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.
The Pub That Forgot Time... (Episode 8)
Air date: 2000-10-30
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.
Fawkes/Off (Episode 9)
Air date: 2000-11-06
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.
Help! The Aged (Episode 10)
Air date: 2000-11-13
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.
More Tea Vicky? (Episode 11)
Air date: 2000-11-20
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.
Day of the Trivheads (Episode 12)
Air date: 2000-11-27
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.
Greetings Stout Yeoman (Episode 13)
Air date: 2000-12-04
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.
Only When I Laugh (Episode 14)
Air date: 2000-12-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.
Playing Silly Buggers (Episode 15)
Air date: 2000-12-18
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.
Bar Humbug (Episode 16)
Air date: 2000-12-25
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.
New Year's Steve (Episode 17)
Air date: 2001-01-01
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.
The Return of Martin Greer (Episode 18)
Air date: 2001-01-08
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.
Jukebox Fury (Episode 19)
Air date: 2001-01-15
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.
Farts of Darkness (Episode 20)
Air date: 2001-01-22
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Terry mourns for his late mother.
A Dave, A Dave-O (Episode 21)
Air date: 2001-01-29
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.
All the World's a Stag (Episode 22)
Air date: 2001-02-05
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.
It's a Wonderful Pint (Episode 23)
Air date: 2001-12-25
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.
