Seinfeld (Season 5)

A show about nothing.

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

The Mango (Episode 1) 8.3
Writer: Lawrence H. Levy
Air date: 1993-09-16
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.
The Puffy Shirt (Episode 2) 8.3
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1993-09-23
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
The Glasses (Episode 3) 8.0
Writer: Tom Gammill
Air date: 1993-09-30
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
The Sniffing Accountant (Episode 4) 8.0
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1993-10-07
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.
The Bris (Episode 5) 7.5
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1993-10-14
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.
The Lip Reader (Episode 6) 8.1
Writer: Carol Leifer
Air date: 1993-10-28
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.
The Non-Fat Yogurt (Episode 7) 7.6
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1993-11-04
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
The Barber (Episode 8) 8.0
Writer: Andy Robin
Air date: 1993-11-11
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?
The Masseuse (Episode 9) 7.6
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1993-11-18
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.
The Cigar Store Indian (Episode 10) 8.3
Writer: Tom Gammill
Air date: 1993-12-09
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.
The Conversion (Episode 11) 7.9
Writer: Bruce Kirschbaum
Air date: 1993-12-16
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.
The Stall (Episode 12) 8.2
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1994-01-06
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.
The Dinner Party (Episode 13) 7.9
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1994-02-03
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
The Marine Biologist (Episode 14) 8.8
Writer: Charlie Rubin
Air date: 1994-02-10
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.
The Pie (Episode 15) 8.0
Writer: Tom Gammill
Air date: 1994-02-17
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.
The Stand-In (Episode 16) 7.7
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1994-02-24
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
The Wife (Episode 17) 7.8
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Air date: 1994-03-17
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.
The Raincoats (1) (Episode 18) 8.0
Writer: Tom Gammill
Air date: 1994-04-28
Runtime: 42 min
Overview: Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
The Raincoats (2) (Episode 19) 7.2
Writer: Tom Gammill
Air date: 1994-04-28
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
The Fire (Episode 20) 8.2
Writer: Larry Charles
Air date: 1994-05-05
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.
The Hamptons (Episode 21) 7.8
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Air date: 1994-05-12
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?
The Opposite (Episode 22) 9.0
Writer: Larry David
Air date: 1994-05-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."