Seinfeld (Season 8)

A show about nothing.

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

The Foundation 7.5
Air date: 1996-09-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.
The Soul Mate 7.6
Air date: 1996-09-26
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play.
The Bizarro Jerry 8.2
Air date: 1996-10-03
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend.
The Little Kicks 8.1
Air date: 1996-10-10
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime.
The Package 8.0
Air date: 1996-10-17
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo.
The Fatigues 7.6
Air date: 1996-10-31
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor.
The Checks 7.6
Air date: 1996-11-07
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her.
The Chicken Roaster 8.2
Air date: 1996-11-14
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.
The Abstinence 8.4
Air date: 1996-11-21
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day.
The Andrea Doria 7.8
Air date: 1996-12-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine.
The Little Jerry 7.7
Air date: 1997-01-09
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George finds a new romance--in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.
The Money 7.6
Air date: 1997-01-16
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.
The Comeback 7.8
Air date: 1997-01-30
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor.
The Van Buren Boys 7.7
Air date: 1997-02-06
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.
The Susie 7.8
Air date: 1997-02-13
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker.
The Pothole 8.1
Air date: 1997-02-20
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway.
The English Patient 7.9
Air date: 1997-03-13
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.
The Nap 8.0
Air date: 1997-04-10
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will.
The Yada Yada 8.5
Air date: 1997-04-24
Runtime: 27 min
Overview: George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose.
The Millennium 7.6
Air date: 1997-05-01
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
The Muffin Tops 7.9
Air date: 1997-05-08
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair.
The Summer of George 7.9
Air date: 1997-05-15
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.