The Facts of Life (Season 9)

You take the good, you take the bad...

Mrs. Edna Garrett, housemother and dietitian at the Eastland School, teaches a group of girls in her charge how to solve those problems that every teenager has to face.

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    Down and Out in Malibu (1) (Episode 1)

    Air date: 1987-09-26

    Overview: Jo is jobless and apartmentless in Malibu, where Richard Moll just happens to need a house sitter.

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    Down and Out in Malibu (2) (Episode 2)

    Air date: 1987-10-03

    Overview: Richard Moll returns to the home he left in Jo's care to find it's been flooded: someone left the water running in the hot tub.

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    Rumor Has It (Episode 3)

    Writer: Michael Poryes

    Air date: 1987-10-17

    Overview: Blair's after-hours visit with a professor reputed to be a womanizer stirs up a storm of vicious rumors on campus.

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    Before the Fall (Episode 4)

    Writer: Bob Colleary

    Air date: 1987-10-24

    Overview: Natalie jumps at the chance to do an inside story on ROTC and then learns she'll also have to jump from a plane.

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    Sweet Charity (Episode 5)

    Air date: 1987-11-07

    Overview: Jo takes a job in social work at a community center that, she learns, has no funds to pay her salary.

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    Up from Down Under (Episode 6)

    Air date: 1987-11-14

    Overview: A new girl arrives at Eastland in the wee hours, claiming to be an Australian exchange student.

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    The More the Marrier (Episode 7)

    Writer: Lawrence H. Levy

    Air date: 1987-11-21

    Overview: Tootie's boyfriend says he can't make it to town for the Winter Carnival so Tootie decides to go with someone else.

  • Poster for A Rose by Any Other Age

    A Rose by Any Other Age (Episode 8)

    Air date: 1987-11-28

    Overview: Blair is dumbfounded when an honor student she invited over ostensibly to study takes a shine to Beverly Ann instead of her.

  • Poster for Adventures in Baileysitting

    Adventures in Baileysitting (Episode 9)

    Air date: 1987-12-05

    Overview: Babysitter Blair leaves her sister with the others while she attends a tea, and returns to find they somehow misplaced her.

  • Poster for It's a Wonderful Christmas

    It's a Wonderful Christmas (Episode 10)

    Air date: 1987-12-12

    Overview: It's holiday time, and Beverly Ann feels unneeded, until a mysterious Santa shows her what Christmas in Peekskill would be like without her.

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    Golden Oldies (Episode 11)

    Air date: 1988-01-02

    Overview: Imagine the whole gang the same people the same place, 40 years from now.

  • Poster for A Thousand Frowns

    A Thousand Frowns (Episode 12)

    Air date: 1988-01-09

    Overview: Andy latches on to a ""big brother,"" who's living for today because tomorrow may never come.

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    Something in Common (Episode 13)

    Writer: Michael Poryes

    Air date: 1988-01-16

    Overview: It's not music to his ears when Jo's dad learns that her boyfriend plays piano at a dinner joint.

  • Poster for Peekskill Law

    Peekskill Law (Episode 14)

    Air date: 1988-01-23

    Overview: Blair interns at a law firm that's defending an accused murderer, who seems to be guilty until proven innocent.

  • Poster for A House Divided

    A House Divided (Episode 15)

    Air date: 1988-01-30

    Overview: The fat hits the fire when Natalie and Tootie's boyfriends meet, and Jo blows a gasket over the repair job on her bike.

  • Poster for The First Time

    The First Time (Episode 16)

    Air date: 1988-02-06

    Overview: Natalie deals firsthand with facts of life as she overnights with her boyfriend Snake, and faces the reactions of her friends and Snake.

  • Poster for Let's Face the Music

    Let's Face the Music (Episode 17)

    Air date: 1988-02-13

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: A sponsor of a musical benefit invites Jo and Blair to visit his beauty spa, where they are transformed but not in the way they expected.

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    Less Than Perfect (Episode 18)

    Air date: 1988-02-20

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: One evening, a tired Blair falls asleep at the wheel and has a car accident landing her in the hospital with a gash in her for-head. This leads her to begin worrying about how her once ""perfect"" self will recover from this tragedy.

  • Poster for Till Marriage Do Us Part

    Till Marriage Do Us Part (Episode 19)

    Air date: 1988-02-27

    Overview: Rick proposes to Jo in his own crazy way, and everyone anticipates a wedding everyone, that is, except Jo, who still hasn't accepted.

  • Poster for Present Imperfect

    Present Imperfect (Episode 20)

    Air date: 1988-03-05

    Overview: Tootie recieves a hideous pendant as an engagement present from Jeff's formidable grandmother, and it's pulverized at Andy and Pippa's wild party just before the woman arrives.

  • Poster for On the Edge

    On the Edge (Episode 21)

    Writer: Bob Colleary

    Air date: 1988-03-12

    Overview: Jo's job at the social services center gets a bit hairy when her supervisor, a suicide prevention counselor, threatens to leap off a building.

  • Poster for Big Apple Blues

    Big Apple Blues (Episode 22)

    Air date: 1988-03-19

    Overview: Natalie's first bite of the Big Apple is hard to digest: she overnights in a Soho loft with ""the four weirdest people I've ever met.""

  • Poster for The Beginning of the End

    The Beginning of the End (Episode 23)

    Air date: 1988-04-30

    Overview: Blair buys Eastland to save it from bankruptcy, and then must find a new headmaster and lots of new students.

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    The Beginning of the Beginning (Episode 24)

    Air date: 1988-05-07

    Overview: As the new headmistress, Blair starts whipping Eastland students into shape, and she's particularly challenged by one who seems determined to get expelled.

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