Bless This House (Season 5)

Bless this house is a British sitcom starring Sid James and Diana Coupland that aired on ITV from the 2nd February 1971 to the 22nd April 1976. It was written by Derek Collyer, David Comming, B.C. Cummins, Harry Driver, George Evans, Dave Freeman, Carla Lane, Brian Platt, Vince Powell, Adele Rose, Mike Sharland, Bernie Sharp, Myra Taylor, Jon Watkins and Lawrie Wyman. It was made for the ITV network by Thames Television. In 2004, Bless this house came 67th in Britain's best sitcom.

They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore (Episode 1)
Air date: 1974-10-14
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."
The Gypsy's Warning (Episode 2)
Air date: 1974-10-21
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The trouble starts with Sid's morning paper - Sid wants to do the crossword and Jean wants to read her horoscope. Not that she really believes it - unless it turns out right.
The Biggest Woodworm In The World (Episode 3)
Air date: 1974-10-28
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Sid brings home an old wodden chair, but there's something wrong with it. Meanwhile, Mike's dancer girlfriend comes to stay, but Mike doesn't explain what sort of dancer she is.
Home Tweet Home (Episode 4)
Air date: 1974-11-04
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Sid isn't too fond of Mike and Sally's latest scheme to raise some money for a holiday.
You're Never Too Old To Be Young (Episode 5)
Air date: 1974-11-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Sid is shocked when Jean tells him she wants a lover!
The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates (Episode 6)
Air date: 1974-11-18
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Sid's efforts to avoid 'The Pirates of Penzance' lead him into trouble with a pot of paint and a policeman. And then Travor brings in the Japanese...
Happy Birthday Sid (Episode 7)
Air date: 1974-11-25
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: What should a husband do if his family give him a birthday present he can't use?
Freedom Is..... (Episode 8)
Air date: 1974-12-02
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Sid doesn't like the idea of Sally and Mike befriending a tramp. He likes it even less when Sally brings him home and everyone takes the tramp's side.
Mr Chairman (Episode 9)
Air date: 1974-12-09
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Disenchanted with the local Residents Association, Sid leads a revolt against the Chairman. Then Trevor takes things one step too far.
And Afterwards At......... (Episode 10)
Air date: 1974-12-16
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Family weddings aren't Sid's idea of a good time, but he'll put up with them as long as there's a booze-up.