Two and a Half Men (Season 8)

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 7.5
Air date: 2010-09-20
Overview: When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 7.2
Air date: 2010-09-27
Overview: Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
A Pudding-Filled Cactus 6.5
Air date: 2010-10-04
Overview: After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 6.6
Air date: 2010-10-11
Overview: Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 7.2
Air date: 2010-10-18
Overview: Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Twanging Your Magic Clanger 6.7
Air date: 2010-10-25
Overview: Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
The Crazy Bitch Gazette 7.2
Air date: 2010-11-01
Overview: Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Springtime on a Stick 7.1
Air date: 2010-11-08
Overview: Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
A Good Time in Central Africa 7.2
Air date: 2010-11-15
Overview: When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 6.2
Air date: 2010-11-22
Overview: When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
Dead from the Waist Down 6.8
Air date: 2010-12-06
Overview: Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 6.5
Air date: 2010-12-13
Overview: Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 6.8
Air date: 2011-01-03
Overview: Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Lookin' for Japanese Subs 5.9
Air date: 2011-01-17
Overview: Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 7.3
Air date: 2011-02-07
Overview: While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
That Darn Priest 6.7
Air date: 2011-02-14
Overview: Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.