The story of a pair of non-identical twin brothers, Lucien and Wayne, who live with their hygiene-crazed mother and their western/country-crazed father in a small town called Soap City. Lucien is a delicate, nature-loving boy, while Wayne is a rough antisocial bully, whose only interest in life is junk. Naturally, some conflicts will ensue.
The Cramp Twins (Season 2)
Home on the Range / Holesome (Episode 1)
Air date: 2003-09-13
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Home on the Range: Lucien and Tony play a nasty trick on Wayne at the annual Haz Chem Country and Western barbecue. Holesome: Mrs. Cramp is determined to try out her new cleaner, but the rest of the family are not so willing.
Sick Daze / Picket, Picket (Episode 2)
Air date: 2003-09-20
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Sick Daze: Wayne tries to gain time off school by catching a cold. Picket, Picket: Lucien investigates a number of accidents at Soap City.
Big Baby / Ad Bad (Episode 3)
Air date: 2003-09-27
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Big Baby: A five-year-old cousin comes to stay, but insists on acting like a big baby. Ad Bad: Wayne causes a flood when he flushes Wendy's replica doll down the toilet.
Workout / 6th Senselessness (Episode 4)
Air date: 2003-10-04
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Workout: The twins have to find a job for their school project on work. 6th Senselessness: Tony tries to convince Lucien that he has psychic powers and can read Wayne's mind.
Hotel Hysteria / Alien Glow (Episode 5)
Air date: 2003-10-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Hotel Hysteria: After Mrs. Cramp suggests expanding the kitchen, Wayne's attempts at DIY end in disaster. Alien Glow: After seeing an alien invasion movie, Wayne becomes convinced that Soap City is being targeted by extraterrestrials.
Worm Funeral / One Sock Wonder (Episode 6)
Writer: Mark Billingham
Air date: 2003-10-25
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Worm Funeral: Wayne plans a special ceremony to commemorate the life of Lucien's favourite pet worm. One Sock Wonder: Lucien decides on a purple-themed outfit - but one vital piece of clothing is missing.
Wolfman Wayne / Shed Dead (Episode 7)
Air date: 2003-11-01
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Wolfman Wayne: Wayne gets body hair and thinks he's growing into a werewolf. Shed Dead: After Mr. Cramp decides to give up riding the bucking bull after one fall too many, the rest of the family hatch a plan to get him back in the saddle.
Silence Please / Fur Fungus (Episode 8)
Air date: 2003-08-04
Runtime: 30 min
Seasons
Episodes 18
Episodes 8
Episodes 19
Episodes 7