Bob's Burgers (Season 12)

Bob's Burgers follows a third-generation restaurateur, Bob, as he runs Bob's Burgers with the help of his wife and their three kids. Bob and his quirky family have big ideas about burgers, but fall short on service and sophistication. Despite the greasy counters, lousy location and a dearth of customers, Bob and his family are determined to make Bob's Burgers "grand re-re-re-opening" a success.

Manic Pixie Crap Show (Episode 1) 7.0
Writer: Nora Smith
Air date: 2021-09-26
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade. Meanwhile, a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.
Crystal Mess (Episode 2) 7.2
Writer: Holly Schlesinger
Air date: 2021-10-03
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.
The Pumpkinening (Episode 3) 6.7
Writer: Kelvin Yu
Air date: 2021-10-10
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.
Driving Big Dummy (Episode 4) 7.3
Writer: Jon Schroeder
Air date: 2021-10-17
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Bob gets roped into a road trip with Teddy while Linda and the kids compete for the title of employee of the day.
Seven-tween Again (Episode 5) 6.8
Writer: Rich Rinaldi
Air date: 2021-10-24
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Gene has a freak-out about growing up and desperately tries to relive his youth; Linda is tempted to try the fancy new hair salon that opened up next to Bob's Burgers, but she's scared of her hairdresser Gretchen's wrath.
Beach, Please (Episode 6) 7.2
Writer: Scott Jacobson
Air date: 2021-11-07
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: When the Belcher kids participate in a beach clean-up for Wagstaff Volunteer Day, Louise gets drawn into a battle of wits with Mr. Fischoeder; Teddy surprises Bob and Linda with a new look.
Loft in Bedslation (Episode 7) 7.2
Writer: Jameel Saleem
Air date: 2021-11-14
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Linda and the girls attempt to build a loft bed for Louise in just one day; Bob and Gene host a group of gamers.
Stuck in the Kitchen with You (Episode 8) 6.8
Writer: Dan Fybel
Air date: 2021-11-21
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: When Bob volunteers to cook Thanksgiving dinner for a retirement home, Louise gets stuck helping him on his most intense cooking day of the year. Meanwhile, Gene and Tina try to help Zeke entertain the residents.
FOMO You Didn't (Episode 9) 6.2
Writer: Holly Schlesinger
Air date: 2021-11-28
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Susmita offers to help Tina with a photography class assignment, but Tina can't stop thinking about all the fun Tammy, Jocelyn, Zeke and Jimmy Jr. are having ditching class. Meanwhile, a woman who used to live in the Belchers' apartment comes for a visit.
Gene's Christmas Break (Episode 10) 6.8
Writer: Katie Crown
Air date: 2021-12-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: After Gene breaks his favorite, extremely rare '70s era Christmas record, Tina and Louise join him in the search for another copy. Meanwhile, Teddy wants to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda.
Touch of Eval(uations) (Episode 11) 7.5
Writer: Greg Thompson
Air date: 2022-01-09
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Louise realizes the new plan for student evaluating teachers has shifted the power at school from teacher to student; Bob and Linda find they don't agree on where their final resting place should be.
Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda (Episode 12) 6.4
Writer: Scott Jacobson
Air date: 2022-02-27
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Bob and Linda accept a Valentine's Day dinner invitation from the chef of a fancy restaurant; the kids have a scheme to get cheap Valentine's Day candy, but first they'll have to make it past an unusually strict babysitter.
Frigate Me Knot (Episode 13) 7.2
Writer: Rich Rinaldi
Air date: 2022-03-06
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Linda encourages Teddy to attend a farewell ceremony for the ship on which he served in the Navy, but it means confronting his Navy pals and his past.
Video Killed the Gene-io Star (Episode 14) 6.7
Writer: Jon Schroeder
Air date: 2022-03-13
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Gene begrudgingly agrees to participate in a music video for Courtney; Teddy and Linda obsess over a mysterious customer at the restaurant.
Ancient Misbehavin (Episode 15) 7.3
Writer: Dan Fybel
Air date: 2022-03-20
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: After feeling slighted by a teacher during a special Ancient Greece unit, Louise, Millie and Regular Sized Rudy take matters into their own hands to restore justice. Meanwhile, Bob gets a room of his own.
Interview with a Pop-pop-pire (Episode 16) 6.6
Writer: Katie Crown
Air date: 2022-03-27
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Big Bob is coming to dinner so that Tina can interview him for a school project. While the family waits for Pop Pop to arrive, they take turns coming up with their own versions of an infamous tree incident that happened to him in his younger years.
The Spider House Rules (Episode 17) 6.8
Writer: Jameel Saleem
Air date: 2022-04-10
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Louise befriends a house spider and hides it in her room after Linda and Bob tell her to remove it from the apartment. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make a friend outside of the people that come to the restaurant.
Clear and Present Ginger (Episode 18) 6.8
Writer: Wendy Molyneux
Air date: 2022-04-24
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Linda has a big day planned when her friend comes to visit; Bob and the kids help Nat with her limo competition.
A-Sprout A Boy (Episode 19) 7.0
Writer: Holly Schlesinger
Air date: 2022-05-01
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: When Gene becomes obsessed with an old handheld game, Bob offers to help with a school project, in hopes of steering his son towards more "interesting" pursuits. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina take over a grocery store kiddie ride.
Sauce Side Story (Episode 20) 6.8
Writer: Steven Davis
Air date: 2022-05-08
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: When Louise, Gene and Tina try to track down a lost family recipe for a Mother's Day gift for Linda, first they have to navigate an old family feud.
Some Like It Bot: Eighth Grade Runner (1) (Episode 21) 8.5
Writer: Loren Bouchard
Air date: 2022-05-15
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: When Tina's new shirt is ridiculed by Tammy and Jocelyn in a Wagstaff News segment called "Wow or Weird," she turns to her erotic friend-fiction and writes about a futuristic world in which she is a robot.
Some Like It Bot: Judge-bot Day (2) (Episode 22) 8.0
Writer: Loren Bouchard
Air date: 2022-05-22
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Tina is on a mission that could get her into a lot of trouble. Then, her family reads her erotic friend fiction, finds out what Tina is up to and tries to stop her.