Beetle Bailey, the Private who'd rather drop and nap than drop and "do 20," is the wise-cracking joker of the most famous Army camp –Camp Swampy, where befuddled General Halftrack still hasn't heard from the Pentagon, grumbling Sgt. Snorkle has never had a date, Beetle hasn't washed his socks, and Cooke still makes those high-bouncing meatballs. Join Beetle Bailey and his army buddies and sound off with laughter.
Beetle Bailey (Season 1)
Home Sweet Swampy (Episode 1)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1962-05-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Sgt. Snorkle and Beetle each are given ten day furloughs as a reward for their performance in the war games.
Hero's Reward (Episode 2)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1962-05-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: The army is playing war games and Beetle is picked to run messages between the regiments. Failing miserably, he manages to get everyone captured except Zero and himself.
Et Tu Otto (Episode 3)
Writer: Willy Shaun
Air date: 1962-06-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Sergeant Snorkel gets advice from the camp chaplain as how to get along better with his men. The chaplain tells him to be nicer and take an interest in their hobbies and help them with their work. The platoon thinks that Sergeant Snorkle has lost his mind and attack him to return him to his old self.
Psychological Testing (Episode 4)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1962-06-26
Runtime: 23 min
A Tree is a Tree is a Tree? (Episode 5)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1962-10-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Sergeant Snorkle wants to make Camp Swampy look better so he sends away for a Japanese leechee tree. Zero is put in charge of planting it. He accidentally kills it and desperately needs a replacement before Sergeant Snorkle gets back.
Beetle's High Horps (Episode 6)
Writer: Al Brodax
Air date: 1963-09-15
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Sergeant Snorkle tells beetle and Zero that they must pick up a Civil War statue and bring it back to Camp Swamp. One the return trip the boys break the statue and must come up with a replacement so they won't get caught.
Labor Shortage (Episode 7)
Air date: 1963-10-06
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Sergeant Snorkle assigns everyone to KP duty so they try and get even by making his chili extra hot.
Don't Fiddle with the Brass (Episode 8)
Writer: Bill Angelos
Air date: 1963-10-20
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Sergeant Snorkle's platoon is selected to play a concert for a group of visiting officers. Unfortunately nobody in the platoon can play an instrument. They decide to play a record and just pretend to play. Will their plan work or will it backfire?
The Sergeant's Master (Episode 9)
Writer: Bill Angelos
Air date: 1963-10-27
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Beetle looses his promotion to Sergeant Snorkle's dog.
The Bull of the Ball (Episode 10)
Writer: John O'Toole
Air date: 1963-11-03
Runtime: 23 min
60-Count 'em-60! (Episode 11)
Writer: Harold Flender
Air date: 1963-11-10
Runtime: 23 min
Grab Your Socks (Episode 12)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1963-11-17
Runtime: 23 min
The Blue Ribbon (Episode 13)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1963-11-24
Runtime: 23 min
Go Yeast, Young Man (Episode 14)
Writer: David Vern
Air date: 1963-12-01
Runtime: 23 min
We Love You, Sergeant Snorkle (Episode 15)
Writer: Bernie Kahn
Air date: 1963-12-08
Runtime: 23 min
Is This Drip Necessary (Episode 16)
Writer: Jack Mendelsohn
Air date: 1963-12-15
Runtime: 23 min
A Christmas Tale (Episode 17)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1963-12-22
Runtime: 23 min
For Officers Only (Episode 18)
Writer: Bruce Howard
Air date: 1963-12-29
Runtime: 23 min
Bye Bye Young Lovers (Episode 19)
Writer: Allan Melvin
Air date: 1964-01-05
Runtime: 23 min
A Pass Is a Pass Is a Pass (Episode 20)
Writer: John O'Toole
Air date: 1964-01-12
Runtime: 23 min
Leap No More My Lady (Episode 21)
Writer: Bill Angelos
Air date: 1964-01-19
Runtime: 23 min
Tatoo-Tootsie Goodbye (Episode 22)
Writer: Allan Melvin
Air date: 1964-01-26
Runtime: 23 min
Welsh Rabbit (Episode 23)
Writer: Howard Post
Air date: 1964-02-02
Runtime: 23 min
Cosmo's Naught (Episode 24)
Writer: Gerald Ray
Air date: 1964-02-09
Runtime: 23 min
Camp Invisible (Episode 25)
Writer: Dennis Marks
Air date: 1964-02-16
Runtime: 23 min
'V' for Visitors (Episode 26)
Writer: Gerald Ray
Air date: 1964-02-23
Runtime: 23 min
Shutterbugged (Episode 27)
Writer: Bill Angelos
Air date: 1964-03-01
Runtime: 23 min
Little Pooch Lost (Episode 28)
Writer: Howard Post
Air date: 1964-03-08
Runtime: 23 min
Halftrack's Navy (Episode 29)
Writer: Bruce Howard
Air date: 1964-03-15
Runtime: 23 min
Don't Give Up the Swamp (Episode 30)
Writer: Lila Garrett
Air date: 1964-03-22
Runtime: 23 min
Hoss Laffs (Episode 31)
Writer: Howard Post
Air date: 1964-03-29
Runtime: 23 min
The Red Carpet Treatment (Episode 32)
Writer: Howard Post
Air date: 1964-04-05
Runtime: 23 min
Lucky Beetle (Episode 33)
Writer: Sidney Reznick
Air date: 1964-04-12
Runtime: 23 min
Sweet Sunday (Episode 34)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1964-04-19
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: What starts as a pleasant Sunday drive for Beetle, Otto, Bunny, and Bunny's father turns into chaos involving littering, a speeding ticket, and an unexpected --and interrupted-- marriage ceremony for Beetle and Bunny by a rural judge.
Operation Butler (Episode 35)
Writer: Sidney Reznick
Air date: 1964-04-26
Runtime: 23 min
Bridge on the River 'Y' (Episode 36)
Writer: Bruce Howard
Air date: 1964-05-03
Runtime: 23 min
The Secret Weapon (Episode 37)
Writer: David Gordon
Air date: 1964-05-10
Runtime: 23 min
The Diet (Episode 38)
Writer: Bruce Howard
Air date: 1964-05-17
Runtime: 23 min
The Heir (Episode 39)
Writer: Sidney Reznick
Air date: 1964-05-24
Runtime: 23 min
Breaking the Leash (Episode 40)
Writer: Bill Angelos
Air date: 1964-05-31
Runtime: 23 min
The Spy (Episode 41)
Writer: Bruce Howard
Air date: 1964-06-07
Runtime: 23 min
The Jinx (Episode 42)
Writer: Bruce Howard
Air date: 1964-06-14
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: When Beetle and his friends read a fortune cookie message saying to beware of beetles because they bring bad luck, his friends immediately jump to the conclusion that Beetle himself will be a jinx to them.
Courage Encourager (Episode 43)
Writer: Jack Mendelsohn
Air date: 1964-06-21
Runtime: 23 min
Sgt. Snorkle's Longest Day (Episode 44)
Writer: David Bern
Air date: 1964-06-28
Runtime: 23 min
Everything's Ducky (Episode 45)
Writer: Howard Post
Air date: 1964-07-05
Runtime: 23 min
The Play's the Thing (Episode 46)
Writer: Jack Mendelsohn
Air date: 1964-07-12
Runtime: 23 min
Geronimo (Episode 47)
Writer: Bruce Howard
Air date: 1964-07-19
Runtime: 23 min
Son of a Gun of a Gun (Episode 48)
Writer: Howard Post
Air date: 1964-07-26
Runtime: 23 min
Zero's Dizzy Double Date (Episode 49)
Writer: Burton Goodman
Air date: 1964-08-02
Runtime: 23 min
Dr. Jekyl and Beetle Bailey (Episode 50)
Writer: Les Colodny
Air date: 1964-08-09
Runtime: 23 min

Seasons

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