The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
The Detectives (Season 4)
The Great Escaper (Episode 1)
Air date: 1996-02-15
Overview: Louis and Briggs are cuffed to a notoriously slippery customer as they escort him to his latest prison by train. So how do they end up crossing the Yorkshire moors carrying a toilet door?
Fur Coat, No Knickers (Episode 2)
Air date: 1996-02-15
Overview: Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene. However they are more concerned with the police football quiz.
Back To Class (Episode 3)
Air date: 1996-02-29
Overview: After Briggs and Louis manage to murder the last female white-flippered turtle on the planet, they are only too pleased to investigate a drug scandal at an exclusive girls school.
Sacked (Episode 4)
Air date: 1996-03-07
Overview: Briggs and Louis mistake the new Superintendent for a stripper at Cattams farewell party.
The Wembley Stadium Mystery (Episode 5)
Air date: 1996-03-14
Overview: Although Louis and Briggs have been assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.
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