The Ren & Stimpy Show (Season 0)

Big House Blues (Unedited Pilot) (Episode 1) 9.0

Air date: 1990-12-21

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Ren and Stimpy get tossed in the pound and find themselves next in line for... the Big Sleep! Will someone adopt them in time? Or will Ren lose his mind first?

Sammy And Me (Episode 2) 8.0

Writer: Jim Gomez

Air date: 1996-10-20

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Stimpy's Sammy Mantis Jr. fan club kit arrives in the mail & Stimpy is overjoyed.

The Last Temptation (Episode 3)

Writer: Jim Gomez

Air date: 1996-10-20

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Stimpy gets paranoid because he's used up eight of his lives and only has one left to live.

Man's Best Friend (Episode 4) 9.5

Writer: Vincent Waller

Air date: 2003-07-09

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Ren & Stimpy learn the true meaning of obedience when George Liquor takes them home with him and swears to make them "champions." Nickelodeon refused to air this episode as it was considered too violent and sadistic for kids. It was also taken off the British Ren and Stimpy DVD. It was later aired as an episode of Spike's "Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon".

Altruists (Episode 5)

Air date: 2003-07-09

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Ren Höek, renowned lover of humanity, and his pal Stimpy decide that they must do everything in their power to help a couple of misfortunates, a widow and her headless child.

Fire Dogs 2 (Episode 6)

Air date: 2003-07-24

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Ren and Stimpy move in with the fire chief, and endure a turbulent first night's sleep in his apartment.

Naked Beach Frenzy (Episode 7)

Air date: 2003-07-31

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Ren and Stimpy enjoy a day at the beach. Ren shows his respect to the superiority of the female form, forcing Stimpy to find succor in the bosom of a large foreign huckster. Featuring: Shampoo Master, making his long-awaited debut. And don't blink or you might miss a special guest appearance by Jiminy Man.

Onward And Upward (Episode 8)

Air date: 2003-06-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Ren & Stimpy move from an old man's mouth to a restaurant spittoon. They also fall in love with each other and try to pitch and catch. Aired as the first episode of Spike TV's "Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon."

Ren Seeks Help (Episode 9)

Air date: 2003-07-03

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Ren looks back to his past to remember the moment that caused him to get pissed off so easily. Mr. Horse doesn't really help as his psychiatrist. Aired on Spike TV's "Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon."

Stimpy's Pregnant (Episode 10)

Air date: 2003-08-14

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: This just might be the greatest moment in television history. Stimpy delivers the long-awaited full-onscreen birth of Ren's child. Probably Ren's child. Full of trauma, love and sincere disregard for the FCC.

Sven Höek (Pencil Tests) (Episode 11)

Runtime: 11 min

In The Beginning (Documentary) (Episode 12)

Runtime: 11 min

Ren's Toothache (Extended) (Episode 13)

Air date: 1992-08-22

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Ren's Toothache: Ren scoffs at Stimpy's dental hygiene until a toothache leads to all his teeth falling out of his head. Not even a visit from the Nerve Ending Fairy can cheer Ren up, but ever-faithful Stimpy knows a way to get Ren smiling again. This version adds 1 minute of footage to the original aired cut

Haunted House (Extended) (Episode 14)

Air date: 1992-11-21

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Haunted House: Ren and Stimpy visit a haunted mansion where a depressive ghost fruitlessly tries to scare them, but the clueless duo barely notice his antic... not even the chainsaw! The version contains the cut Bloody Head Fairy scene

Big Baby Scam (Extended) (Episode 15)

Air date: 1992-12-12

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Big Baby Scam: It's Ren's greatest scheme ever: switch places with a couple of babies and enjoy the pampered life. But being babies turns out to be harder than Ren or Stimpy ever imagined. This version is 16 seconds longer than the aired cut.

The Cat That Laid The Golden Hairball (Extended) (Episode 16)

Air date: 1994-03-04

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: The Cat That Laid The Golden Hairball: Ren has a new way to strike it rich - sell Stimpy's hairballs! Stimpy starts hwarfing hairballs on a production line, but what will Ren do when the supply runs out? This version runs for 40 seconds longer than the aired cut.

Billy Beef Tallow (Episode 17)

Runtime: 11 min

Son of Stimpy (Episode 18)

Air date: 1993-01-14

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Stimpy makes his first friend and then loses it. He searches high and low through the rain and snow and dark of night for his new pal. Also known as "Stimpy's First Fart" the original version of this episode premiered on January 14, 1993 on MTV. An edited version later made its Nickelodeon debut on December 11, 1993.

Cheesefist (Episode 19)

Runtime: 11 min

Col. Backwash's Chicken in a Drawer (Episode 20)

Runtime: 11 min

Craftwork Corner (Episode 21)

Runtime: 11 min

Dog Water (Episode 22)

Runtime: 11 min

FLOD The Most Perfect Cube of Fat (Episode 23)

Runtime: 11 min

New Dog Water with K-9^12 (Episode 24)

Runtime: 11 min

Tree Geezer Hunting (Episode 25)

Runtime: 11 min

Varicose Veins (Episode 26)

Runtime: 11 min

Sven Höek (Uncut) (Episode 27)

Runtime: 11 min

A Gift to the Loyal Gay Audience (DVD Easter Egg) (Episode 28)

Runtime: 11 min

Stimpy's Pregnant: Part 2 (DVD Easter Egg) (Episode 29)

Runtime: 11 min

Sven Höek (Pencil Test) (Episode 30)

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: SHOULD BE REMOVED: Special 9 is the same

Episode 31 (Episode 31)

Runtime: 1 min