Function Room (Season 1)

Pie Noon (Episode 1)

Writer: John Collee

Air date: 1985-07-05

Overview: Pork pie eating champion Sid finds his record under threat from a lifelong rival.

Cary Grant's Nose (Episode 2)

Writer: Matthew Bardsley

Air date: 1985-07-12

Overview: A woman running a lookalike agency seeks someone to portray Cary Grant for a sherry commercial, but the only suitable applicant is a punk.

Congratulations Miss Brandon (Episode 3)

Air date: 1985-07-19

Overview: An annual beauty contest is complicated by the dubious past of the likely winner.

Movie Queen (Episode 4)

Writer: John Hall

Air date: 1985-08-09

Overview: A fading film star returns to her home town as part of her slow comeback. An ambitious young actress wins a meeting with her, leading to a confrontation and surprises for the two women and the star's manager.

Nurses Do (Episode 5)

Air date: 1985-08-23

Overview: Two not-so-young men gatecrash a nurses' party and develop very different relationships with the women they meet.

Play Acting (Episode 6)

Air date: 1985-08-30

Wingers (Episode 7)

Writer: Matthew Bardsley

Air date: 1985-09-13

Overview: Partners in a theatrical agency look for new talent, known as 'wingers'.