恶搞之家 (季节 3)

Parental Discretion Advised, that's how you know it's good.

本剧集讲述了格里芬一家的冒险故事。无知得可爱的皮特及其家庭主妇妻子路易丝居住在罗得岛圆蛤市，他们有三个孩子。最大的孩子梅根与周围人格格不入，而青少年克里斯在面对异性时笨拙而无知。最小的孩子斯图尔特是个天才宝宝，一心想要杀死妈妈并毁灭世界。会说话的狗布莱恩在喝着马提尼酒和解决自己生活问题的同时，控制着斯图尔特。

The Thin White Line (1) 7.2
播出日期: 2001-07-11
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
Brian Does Hollywood (2) 7.0
播出日期: 2001-07-18
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington 6.7
播出日期: 2001-07-25
运行时间: 22 min
概述: The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
One if by Clam, Two if by Sea 6.5
播出日期: 2001-08-01
运行时间: 22 min
概述: When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
And the Wiener Is... 7.0
播出日期: 2001-08-08
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
Death Lives 7.3
播出日期: 2001-08-15
运行时间: 22 min
概述: After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
Lethal Weapons 6.9
播出日期: 2001-08-22
运行时间: 22 min
概述: New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
The Kiss Seen Around the World 6.2
播出日期: 2001-08-29
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
Mr. Saturday Knight 6.8
播出日期: 2001-09-05
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
Fish out of Water 6.5
播出日期: 2001-09-19
运行时间: 22 min
概述: When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
Emission Impossible 7.2
播出日期: 2001-10-08
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
To Love and Die in Dixie 7.1
播出日期: 2001-11-15
运行时间: 22 min
概述: The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
Screwed the Pooch 6.7
播出日期: 2001-11-29
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? 6.9
播出日期: 2001-12-06
运行时间: 22 min
概述: While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
Ready, Willing, and Disabled 6.8
播出日期: 2001-12-20
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas 6.7
播出日期: 2001-12-21
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows 6.9
播出日期: 2002-01-17
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
From Method to Madness 6.9
播出日期: 2002-01-24
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart 6.9
播出日期: 2002-01-31
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
Road to Europe 7.0
播出日期: 2002-02-07
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 7.0
播出日期: 2002-02-14
运行时间: 22 min
概述: Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein 6.6
播出日期: 2004-12-10
运行时间: 22 min
概述: The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.