糟糕的历史 (季节 1)

The history they don't teach you in school.

　　《糟糕历史》是CBBC出品的一档儿童节目，但吸引到了各个年龄段的观众，在IMDB上有高达9.1的评分。该节目用喜剧的视角向观众朋友们展示历史上最囧的一面，涉及到古希腊、古罗马、阿兹台克、印加、世界大战以及英国历史上各王朝等，内容丰富，寓教于乐。几位演员可谓全才，对各种类型的角色的塑造堪称经典，并且能歌善舞。《糟糕历史》中的歌舞桥段，可谓一大看点。总之，一句话形容，就是“外表荒诞无节操，内心高洁学问高”。

Episode 1 8.0
播出日期: 2009-04-16
运行时间: 30 min
概述: A pirate captain worries about an early bedtime and the four King Georges form a boyband.
Episode 2 7.0
播出日期: 2009-04-23
运行时间: 30 min
概述: A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient and a Pharaoh invents the pyramid.
Episode 3 6.0
播出日期: 2009-04-30
运行时间: 30 min
概述: A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, and an Egyptian tries to save money.
Episode 4 7.0
播出日期: 2009-05-07
运行时间: 30 min
概述: The Tudors sing their family history, Bob explains the complete history of Rome in two minutes, and a mad Victorian gentleman eats King Louis XIV's mummified heart.
Episode 5 7.0
播出日期: 2009-05-14
运行时间: 30 min
概述: A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and there are some disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
Episode 6 7.0
播出日期: 2009-05-21
运行时间: 30 min
概述: An evil Greek god appears on a daytime chat show, a rich Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant, and we meet some weird medieval monsters.
Episode 7 8.0
播出日期: 2009-05-28
运行时间: 30 min
概述: There is a terrible smell in the Houses of Parliament, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.
Episode 8 6.0
播出日期: 2009-06-04
运行时间: 30 min
概述: The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, a caveman goes on a TV cookery show, and we discover the bizarre causes of the First World War.
Episode 9 7.0
播出日期: 2009-06-11
运行时间: 30 min
概述: A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague, and Thumbelina drowns unpleasantly.
Episode 10 7.0
播出日期: 2009-06-18
运行时间: 30 min
概述: HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads, and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
Episode 11 8.0
播出日期: 2009-06-25
运行时间: 30 min
概述: Queen Victoria learns that her British comforts are not very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and on 'Axe Factor', the contestants try to become executioners.
Episode 12 7.0
播出日期: 2009-07-02
运行时间: 30 min
概述: A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.
Episode 13 7.0
播出日期: 2009-07-09
运行时间: 30 min
概述: A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III.