Póquer de reinas (Temporada 3)

Elka's Choice (Episodio 1) 7.5

Fecha de emisión: 2011-11-30

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.

Beards (Episodio 2) 8.2

Fecha de emisión: 2011-12-07

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.

Funeral Crashers (Episodio 3) 7.5

Fecha de emisión: 2011-12-14

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.

Happy Fat (Episodio 4) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2011-12-21

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.

One Thing or a Mother (Episodio 5) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2011-12-28

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.

How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway? (Episodio 6) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-01-04

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

Two Girls and a Rhino (Episodio 7) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-01-11

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.

God and Football (Episodio 8) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-01-18

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

Love is Blind (Episodio 9) 7.5

Fecha de emisión: 2012-01-25

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.

Life with Lucci (Episodio 10) 4.5

Fecha de emisión: 2012-02-01

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.

I'm with the Band (Episodio 11) 7.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-02-08

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.

Lost Loves (Episodio 12) 7.5

Fecha de emisión: 2012-02-15

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.

Tangled Web (Episodio 13) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-03-07

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.

Hot & Heavy (Episodio 14) 7.5

Fecha de emisión: 2012-03-14

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.

Rubber Ball (Episodio 15) 7.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-03-21

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.

Everything Goes Better With Vampires (Episodio 16) 7.5

Fecha de emisión: 2012-03-28

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.

Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3 (Episodio 17) 7.5

Fecha de emisión: 2012-04-11

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.

Cruel Shoes (Episodio 18) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-04-18

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.

Bye George, I Think He's Got It! (Episodio 19) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-04-25

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.

The Gateway Friend (Episodio 20) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-05-02

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.

Some Like it Hot (Episodio 21) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-05-09

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.

Storage Wars (Episodio 22) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-05-16

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.

What's Behind the Door (Episodio 23) 7.5

Guionista: Alex Herschlag

Fecha de emisión: 2012-05-30

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.

Blow Outs (Episodio 24) 8.0

Fecha de emisión: 2012-06-06

Duración: 20 min

Sinopsis: When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.