Байки из жизни отдельного человеческого вида — «техасца обыкновенного». Представители: Хэнк Хилл — простой обыватель и глава семейства, его жена Пегги — учительница, сын Бобби — вступающий в период полового созревания толстяк и племянница Луанна, постоянно разбрасывающая где попало свое нижнее белье.
Сценарист: Paul Lieberstein
Дата выхода: 1999-09-26
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed.
Сценарист: Jonathan Aibel
Дата выхода: 1999-10-03
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast.
Дата выхода: 1999-10-24
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record.
Сценарист: Kit Boss
Дата выхода: 1999-10-31
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.
Сценарист: Garland Testa
Дата выхода: 1999-11-07
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.
Сценарист: Jim Dauterive
Дата выхода: 1999-11-14
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.
Дата выхода: 1999-11-21
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana.
Сценарист: Paul Lieberstein
Дата выхода: 1999-11-28
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.
Сценарист: Norm Hiscock
Дата выхода: 1999-12-12
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.
Сценарист: Johnny Hardwick
Дата выхода: 1999-12-19
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.
Сценарист: Norm Hiscock
Дата выхода: 2000-01-09
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.
Сценарист: Jon Vitti
Дата выхода: 2000-01-16
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby.
Сценарист: Jim Dauterive
Дата выхода: 2000-02-06
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend.
Сценарист: Alan R. Cohen
Дата выхода: 2000-02-13
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.
Дата выхода: 2000-02-20
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target.
Сценарист: Garland Testa
Дата выхода: 2000-02-27
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load.
Сценарист: Paul Lieberstein
Дата выхода: 2000-03-12
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.
Дата выхода: 2000-03-19
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.
Сценарист: Jon Vitti
Дата выхода: 2000-04-09
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.
Сценарист: Kit Boss
Дата выхода: 2000-04-16
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the Texas propane president.
Дата выхода: 2000-04-30
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.
Сценарист: Peter Huyck
Дата выхода: 2000-05-07
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.
Сценарист: Jonathan Collier
Дата выхода: 2000-05-14
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly.
Дата выхода: 2000-05-21
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie.
