Looking for laughs as big as Texas? Head for the hills!
Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy, wannabe comedian son Bobby, and naive niece Luanne. Hank has conservative views about God, family, and country, but his values and ethics are often challenged by the situations he, his family, and his beer-drinking neighbors/buddies find themselves in.
Get Your Freak Off 8.0
Air date: 2002-11-03
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
The Fat and the Furious 7.0
Air date: 2002-11-10
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do 10.0
Air date: 2002-11-17
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
Goodbye Normal Jeans 0.0
Air date: 2002-11-24
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
Dances with Dogs 7.0
Air date: 2002-12-01
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
The Son Also Roses 7.0
Air date: 2002-12-08
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
The Texas Skillsaw Massacre 7.0
Air date: 2002-12-15
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
Full Metal Dust Jacket 7.0
Air date: 2003-01-05
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
Pigmalion 7.0
Air date: 2003-01-12
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
Megalo Dale 8.0
Air date: 2003-01-12
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
Boxing Luanne 7.0
Air date: 2003-02-02
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
Vision Quest 0.0
Air date: 2003-02-09
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
Queasy Rider 6.0
Air date: 2003-02-16
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
Board Games 5.5
Air date: 2003-03-02
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
An Officer and a Gentle Boy 6.0
Air date: 2003-03-09
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill 6.0
Air date: 2003-03-16
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
The Good Buck 7.5
Air date: 2003-03-30
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden 7.5
Air date: 2003-04-13
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
Be True to Your Fool 5.0
Air date: 2003-04-27
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
Racist Dawg 4.0
Air date: 2003-05-04
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
Night and Deity 7.5
Air date: 2003-05-11
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
Maid in Arlen 5.0
Air date: 2003-05-18
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
The Witches of East Arlen 6.0
Air date: 2003-05-18
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.