Байки из жизни отдельного человеческого вида — «техасца обыкновенного». Представители: Хэнк Хилл — простой обыватель и глава семейства, его жена Пегги — учительница, сын Бобби — вступающий в период полового созревания толстяк и племянница Луанна, постоянно разбрасывающая где попало свое нижнее белье.
Дата выхода: 2001-11-11
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.
Дата выхода: 2001-12-09
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.
Дата выхода: 2001-12-12
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.
Дата выхода: 2001-12-16
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.
Дата выхода: 2002-01-06
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.
Дата выхода: 2002-02-10
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.
Дата выхода: 2002-02-17
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.
Дата выхода: 2002-02-24
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.
Дата выхода: 2002-02-24
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.
Дата выхода: 2002-03-03
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.
Дата выхода: 2002-03-10
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.
Дата выхода: 2002-03-17
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.
Дата выхода: 2002-03-31
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.
Дата выхода: 2002-04-07
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.
Дата выхода: 2002-04-14
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.
Дата выхода: 2002-04-14
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.
Дата выхода: 2002-04-21
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.
Дата выхода: 2002-04-28
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
Дата выхода: 2002-05-05
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.
Дата выхода: 2002-05-05
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.
Дата выхода: 2002-05-12
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.
Дата выхода: 2002-05-12
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.
