Байки из жизни отдельного человеческого вида — «техасца обыкновенного». Представители: Хэнк Хилл — простой обыватель и глава семейства, его жена Пегги — учительница, сын Бобби — вступающий в период полового созревания толстяк и племянница Луанна, постоянно разбрасывающая где попало свое нижнее белье.
Сценарист: J.B. Cook
Дата выхода: 2003-11-02
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
Дата выхода: 2003-11-09
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
Сценарист: Dean Young
Дата выхода: 2003-11-16
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
Сценарист: Dan Sterling
Дата выхода: 2003-11-23
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
Сценарист: Norm Hiscock
Дата выхода: 2003-11-30
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
Сценарист: Kit Boss
Дата выхода: 2003-12-07
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
Сценарист: Dan McGrath
Дата выхода: 2003-12-14
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
Сценарист: Etan Cohen
Дата выхода: 2004-01-04
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
Сценарист: Etan Cohen
Дата выхода: 2004-01-25
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
Сценарист: Sivert Glarum
Дата выхода: 2004-02-08
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
Сценарист: Wyatt Cenac
Дата выхода: 2004-02-15
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
Дата выхода: 2004-02-22
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
Сценарист: Christy Stratton
Дата выхода: 2004-03-07
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
Сценарист: Jonathan Collier
Дата выхода: 2004-03-14
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
Сценарист: Kit Boss
Дата выхода: 2004-03-21
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
Сценарист: J.B. Cook
Дата выхода: 2004-03-28
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
Сценарист: Christy Stratton
Дата выхода: 2004-04-18
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
Сценарист: Dan McGrath
Дата выхода: 2004-04-25
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
Сценарист: Rebecca May
Дата выхода: 2004-05-02
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
Сценарист: Aron Abrams
Дата выхода: 2004-05-09
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
Сценарист: Jim Dauterive
Дата выхода: 2004-05-16
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
Сценарист: Garland Testa
Дата выхода: 2004-05-23
Продолжительность: 22 min
Описание: Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.
