Spooner's Patch (Сезон 3)

The Big Match (Эпизод 1)

Сценарист: Ray Galton

Дата выхода: 1982-04-15

Продолжительность: 30 min

Описание: Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.

The Lock-Up (Эпизод 2)

Сценарист: Ray Galton

Дата выхода: 1982-04-22

Продолжительность: 30 min

Описание: Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...

Finders, Keepers...! (Эпизод 3)

Сценарист: Ray Galton

Дата выхода: 1982-04-29

Продолжительность: 30 min

Описание: Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?

The Sting (Эпизод 4)

Сценарист: Ray Galton

Дата выхода: 1982-05-06

Продолжительность: 30 min

Описание: Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.

Suffer The Little Children (Эпизод 5)

Сценарист: Ray Galton

Дата выхода: 1982-05-13

Продолжительность: 30 min

Описание: Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.

Vote, Mrs. Cantaford (Эпизод 6)

Сценарист: Ray Galton

Дата выхода: 1982-05-20

Продолжительность: 30 min

Описание: Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.

Police Intelligence (Эпизод 7)

Дата выхода: 1982-08-24

Продолжительность: 30 min

Описание: Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.