Закоренелый холостяк Чарли, постоянно опасающийся за свою свободу, и его брат Алан, недавно разошедшийся с женой, живут под одной крышей. Чарли только и делает, что заводит любовные интрижки, а Алан всеми силами пытается от него не отстать. В свободное от амурных приключений время братья воспитывают десятилетнего сынишку Алана Джейка: пытаясь сделать из него настоящего мужчину, они порой просвещают его в совсем неподходящих для его возраста областях, учат игре в покер или флирту с девушками.
Pilot (Эпизод 1) 6.4
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2003-09-22
Продолжительность: 23 min
Описание: Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
Big Flappy Bastards (Эпизод 2) 6.8
Сценарист: Eddie Gorodetsky
Дата выхода: 2003-09-29
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (Эпизод 3) 7.1
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2003-10-05
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (Эпизод 4) 7.3
Дата выхода: 2003-10-12
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump (Эпизод 5) 7.0
Сценарист: Eddie Gorodetsky
Дата выхода: 2003-10-19
Продолжительность: 19 min
Описание: Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (Эпизод 6) 6.6
Сценарист: Don Foster
Дата выхода: 2003-10-26
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (Эпизод 7) 7.4
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2003-11-02
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful (Эпизод 8) 7.1
Сценарист: Eddie Gorodetsky
Дата выхода: 2003-11-09
Продолжительность: 19 min
Описание: Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
Phase One, Complete (Эпизод 9) 6.7
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2003-11-15
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
Merry Thanksgiving (Эпизод 10) 7.1
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2003-11-23
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (Эпизод 11) 6.8
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2003-12-14
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
Camel Filters and Pheromones (Эпизод 12) 7.3
Сценарист: Susan Beavers
Дата выхода: 2004-01-04
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
Sarah Like Puny Alan (Эпизод 13) 6.7
Сценарист: Don Foster
Дата выхода: 2004-01-10
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
I Can't Afford Hyenas (Эпизод 14) 6.8
Сценарист: Eddie Gorodetsky
Дата выхода: 2004-02-01
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (Эпизод 15) 7.0
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2004-02-08
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
That Was Saliva, Alan (Эпизод 16) 7.2
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2004-02-15
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (Эпизод 17) 7.4
Сценарист: Eddie Gorodetsky
Дата выхода: 2004-02-22
Продолжительность: 20 min
Описание: Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
An Old Flame with a New Wick (Эпизод 18) 7.4
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2004-02-29
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (Эпизод 19) 7.3
Сценарист: Don Foster
Дата выхода: 2004-03-21
Продолжительность: 19 min
Описание: Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (Эпизод 20) 7.1
Дата выхода: 2004-04-18
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
No Sniffing, No Wowing (Эпизод 21) 7.1
Сценарист: Don Foster
Дата выхода: 2004-05-02
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (Эпизод 22) 7.0
Сценарист: Eddie Gorodetsky
Дата выхода: 2004-05-09
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
Just Like Buffalo (Эпизод 23) 7.4
Сценарист: Don Foster
Дата выхода: 2004-05-16
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
Can You Feel My Finger? (Эпизод 24) 7.0
Сценарист: Lee Aronsohn
Дата выхода: 2004-05-23
Продолжительность: 21 min
Описание: Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.
