The story of haves and have-nots in a world in which there’s almost nothing left to have. 200 years after the apocalypse, the gentle denizens of luxury fallout shelters are forced to return to the irradiated hellscape their ancestors left behind — and are shocked to discover an incredibly complex, gleefully weird, and highly violent universe waiting for them.
Air date: 2024-04-10
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Do you have what it takes to make a fortune by leasing an underground paradise? This exclusive insider's guide contains tips and tricks that will have you hitting the jackpot lickety-split. Watch all these Vault-Tec licensed videos and delve into the core of vocational advancement.
Air date: 2024-04-10
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Only elite sellers may view this exciting codex for a career explosion! Discover stratospheric profits by coddling the customer as a Vault-Tec seller who "nos" that nobody gets rich on "nos." Excite and delight every customer who is right (all of them) and earn a chance to outperform your peers, leaving them behind forever as you receive wealth imminently.
Air date: 2024-04-18
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: You've earned your place in the Vault-Tec Family. Now storm the gates of your own home and duke it out with elite challenges 24/7 in an office so grand you'll never want to leave. Peak performance is a family value, and mouthwatering perks await as you meet or exceed Vault-Tec Family targets.
Air date: 2024-05-04
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Ready for a reward? Marvel at the mineral diversity of Coswald, Vault-Tec corporate convention site and Q2 mandatory travel vacation! Miles of deceptively uninteresting-seeming flat land masks $40–60B** of extraction value** according to a Vault-Tec endorsed dysprosium certification body counteracting corruption through “transparency!” Luckily none of this affects the hotels which are still great.
Air date: 2024-05-16
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: You're outperforming everyone, and it shows: all your peers have been laid off! Now you're rubbing shoulders with the big dogs and walking them when requested. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed, and you will be monitored as such. Do not allow computers to detect any break in embodying Vault-Tec's preferred values of loyalty, compliance and attendance for a future brighter than a mushroom cloud!
Air date: 2024-05-31
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Admire the view without family or friends to distract from your key responsibilities of embodying stability and lording remotely. No mountains left to scale yet you're ravenous as the day you began your senseless climb up the ladder. Your face is smeared with viscera of your enemies and your hands are sticky with the sugary saps of profit so your staff now handle all paperwork. You are one of one.
Air date: 2024-05-31
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: You are a rising talent full of harvestable optimism and crippling debt with no time to climb the rungs of vocational training and earned experience. Speed skate up the slopes of success with our new experimental Bud's Buds Young Graduating Scholars Rotational Internship Program [pending legal review]. Metadata terms: Glory, hustle, major, desperate, flashy, pliant, craven, greedy, winning!
Air date: 2024-06-18
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Todd Howard and Bethesda Game Studios waited over 25 years to find someone with the ‘Profile’ to bring their iconic universe to life.
Air date: 2025-07-08
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Blu-ray special feature on the sound design of season one.
Air date: 2025-12-16
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
Air date: 2025-12-16
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
Air date: 2025-12-24
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
Air date: 2025-12-31
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Global catastrophe is likely. Congratulations: RobCo has acquired your service provider and/or operator. Prosperity is guaranteed via Robert House's precise reality modeling, guaranteeing optimized outcomes for all "family" subsidiaries and contractors. remain still and welcome to your new family.
Air date: 2025-12-31
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
Air date: 2026-01-07
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
Air date: 2026-01-07
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: International relations are crumbling but your wearables are up-to-date. Enjoy unrivaled "network effects" and automatic behavioral upgrades thanks to machine intellect and gestural feedback learning with all privacy options declined and maximum intra-RobCo community data broadcasting.
Air date: 2026-01-14
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: Robert House reality models prove availability of sizzling hot deals during global crises. Now is the optimal time to order the new Mister Handy with 4x gyroscopic handpower before international trade breaks down completely. It pays for itself assuming you operate a factory.
Air date: 2026-01-14
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
Air date: 2026-01-21
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: RobCo knows things change fast. Come what may, Protectrons will be there, standing behind you, watching you, never sleeping. Take comfort! Protectrons have enough personality to replace 99% of humanity. All they need is a purchaser. Stop worrying.
Air date: 2026-01-21
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
