The high commander of an alien expedition lands on Earth -- what he considers to be the least-important planet -- in human form as Dick Solomon. Along for the ride are his alien compatriots Harry, Sally and Tommy -- who is the eldest of the group but is now angrily trapped in a teen's body.
Air date: 1997-09-24
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Sally, Tommy and Harry return from the home planet with a surprise for Dick: a bride-to-be.
Air date: 1997-09-24
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.
Air date: 1997-10-08
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick and Albright wage a war of practical jokes and Sally tires of Don when she meets a yoga instructor. Meanwhile, Tommy joins a rock band, with Harry as his roadie.
Air date: 1997-10-15
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick meets Albright's parents; Sally decides to move in with Nina.
Air date: 1997-10-29
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick quakes at the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit Albright's house on Halloween. Which is bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters.
Air date: 1997-11-05
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick compensates for the loss of Mary's affections with a gain in another area: he puts on weight. Meanwhile, Tommy thinks August is cheating on him.
Air date: 1997-11-12
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick gets jury duty for the first time and struggles to deliver a guilty verdict for a clearly guilty man. Meanwhile, Sally, much to Officer Don's distress, falls for a cockney 'artist' called Seth, and makes herself over to look and sound just like him. Elsewhere, Harry and Tommy volunteer themselves for Mary's class project - they must communicate without words for five days.
Air date: 1997-11-19
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Sally has a new boyfriend and Dick has a new friend: Don. Meanwhile, Harry goes to school.
Air date: 1997-12-03
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.
Air date: 1997-12-03
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick has a new rival for Mary's affections: Tommy; Sally gets a job; and Harry must do without TV (commander's orders).
Air date: 1997-12-17
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick decides to "rehabilitate" one of Officer Don's prisoners, so he pays his fine and takes him home; Mary decides to give away the dog Dick gave her.
Air date: 1998-01-07
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real; Dubcek's daughter Vicki opts for celibacy, much to Harry's chagrin.
Air date: 1998-01-21
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick decides to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and decide to give the money back to its owner.
Air date: 1998-01-25
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Venusians disguised as gorgeous women plot to plunder Earth of its riches.
Air date: 1998-01-25
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick, Harry and Tommy set out on a cross-country odyssey to save Earth from a Venusian plot.
Air date: 1998-01-28
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Pickles, Harry's pet from the home planet, suddenly materializes--in human form. Meanwhile, Sally decides that she's pregnant.
Air date: 1998-02-04
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: While Dick is using the Solomons' car for "casual" sex, Sally decides that she must have a car of her own.
Air date: 1998-02-25
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Tommy, an old man on the home planet, says he's tired of being a kid and "retires"; Mary tells Dick she wishes she had become a singer, so Dick decides to make her wish come true.
Air date: 1998-03-18
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick wants to get back with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick.
Air date: 1998-04-01
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life; Harry begins his career as a radio shock jock when he walks into Rutherford College's radio studio and finds it unoccupied.
Air date: 1998-04-15
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change: he wants to be cop.
Air date: 1998-04-28
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Albright derides the Solomons as "weird," so Dick decides to make them "average."
Air date: 1998-04-28
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Conclusion. Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally thinks she's losing her touch with men.
Air date: 1998-05-06
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Sally's been reading romance novels, and decides to try out her fantasies on Don; Dick thinks the college cafeteria's cashier hates him; Harry receives surprising results on his GED exam.
Air date: 1998-05-13
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick orders the Solomons to go on a family-only camping trip. Then he invites Mary to go along.
Air date: 1998-05-20
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Dick tapes a promotional video for Pendelton; Don gives Sally a key to his apartment; and Nina and Harry find each other.
Air date: 1998-05-20
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Harry and Vicki prepare for an evening of amour. Then Vicki's jealous ex crashes the party. Meanwhile, Tommy "comes out" as a gourmet chef.
