“Two Stupid Dogs” follows the lives of two dogs: the overly excited Little Dog (the dachshund) and easy-paced Big Dog (the sheepdog). These crazy canines don't know how to fit in the world, and they definitely don't have any know-how. They often find themselves in commonplace situations (going to the drive-in, walking through the mall, working on the farm), some not so common situations (stuck on a space shuttle, a contestant on a game show, getting mistaken for the prime minister) and even in some familiar situations (little red riding hood, Noah's ark, and Hanzel and Gretel). But no matter the situation, their stupidity usually leads them to calamitous results.
2 Stupid Dogs (Season 1)

Door Jam (Episode 1) 6.0
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-09-05
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs match wits with an automatic door.
Goldflipper (Episode 2)
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-09-05
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Secret Squirrel faces off with a mysterious villain.

Where's the Bone? (Episode 3) 6.0
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-09-05
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: A search for a lost bone sends the dogs around the world.

Cornflakes (Episode 4) 7.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-09-12
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs pay a visit to Hollywood's farm and learn how to grow their own breakfast.
Greg (Episode 5)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-09-12
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: A vengeful gingerbread man is bent on creating a candy creature that will eat children.

Home is Where Your Head Is (Episode 6) 7.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-09-12
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The big dog gets his head stuck in a hole in the fence.

Vegas Buffet (Episode 7) 7.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-09-19
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs hunt for a buffet.
Quark (Episode 8)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-09-19
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: A subatomic particle plans a revue.

Love in the Park (Episode 9) 7.0
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-09-19
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs meet a mechanical dog.

Show and Tell (Episode 10) 8.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-09-26
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Kenny Fouler takes the dogs to school as his exhibit for show-and-tell.
Queen Bea (Episode 11)
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-09-26
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: A lovesick queen bee decides to make Secret Squirrel her slave forever.

At the Drive-In (Episode 12) 7.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-09-26
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs go in search of food at a drive-in snack bar.

Space Dogs (Episode 13) 7.0
Writer: Henry Gilroy
Air date: 1993-10-03
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs take an unscheduled flight aboard the space shuttle.
Hot Rodney (Episode 14)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-10-03
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: A speedy racer wants Secret Squirrel's car.

Pie in the Sky (Episode 15) 7.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-10-03
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs journet through a retail jungle looking for a rooftop restaurant.

A Quarter (Episode 16) 7.0
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-10-10
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs' quest for a quarter leads them through a quagmire of high finance.
Egg (Episode 17)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-10-10
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Secret and Morocco must protect a rare egg.

Red (Episode 18) 8.0
Writer: Richard Pursel
Air date: 1993-10-10
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs get lost in the woods with Little Red Riding Hood.

Substitute Teacher (Episode 19) 7.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-10-17
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Kenny Fouler's new substitute teacher turns out to be Hollywood.
Chameleon (Episode 20)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-10-17
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: An art connoisseur has designs on stealing art.

Seeing Eye Dogs (Episode 21) 6.0
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-10-17
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs become Hollywood's seeing-eye dogs.

Spooks-A-Poppin' (Episode 22) 7.0
Writer: Richard Pursel
Air date: 1993-10-24
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs unearth a horrifying surprise while digging for buried bones.
Agent Penny (Episode 23)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-10-24
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Budget cuts cause Secret to be fired and Penny to become the Chief's new top secret agent.

Sheep Dogs (Episode 24) 7.0
Writer: Sylvia Edwards
Air date: 1993-10-24
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs are hired as ranch hands by sheep rancher Hollywood.

Trash Day (Episode 25) 6.0
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-10-31
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Trash day finds the dogs at odds over an old toilet seat.
Scirocco Mole (Episode 26)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-10-31
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: We meet the villainous Scirocco Mole and learn how Secret and Morocco Mole met.

Hollywood's Ark (Episode 27) 6.0
Writer: Lane Raichert
Air date: 1993-10-31
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Hollywood brings the dogs aboard his ark for forty days and forty nights of disaster.

Family Values (Episode 28) 6.0
Writer: Lane Raichert
Air date: 1993-11-07
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs stumble upon a family barbecue where they are quickly adopted as pets.
Platypus (Episode 29)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-11-07
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Secret, Morocco and the Chief's body parts get scrambled by a platypus' ray gun.

Red Strikes Back (Episode 30) 7.0
Writer: Richard Pursel
Air date: 1993-11-07
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs and Red meet the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel.

Stunt Dogs (Episode 31) 7.0
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-11-14
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs work as stunt doubles.
Doctor O (Episode 32)
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-11-14
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Dr. O cuts off the sun's rays.

Return of Red (Episode 33) 9.0
Writer: Richard Pursel
Air date: 1993-11-14
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Red and the dogs find Granny's house.

Far-Out Friday (Episode 34) 8.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-11-21
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: An incident reverses personalities.
One Ton (Episode 35)
Writer: Lane Raichert
Air date: 1993-11-21
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Secret must stop a panda.

Let's Make a Right Price (Episode 36) 7.0
Writer: Richard Pursel
Air date: 1993-11-21
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs are game show contestants.

Cat! (Episode 37) 7.0
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-11-28
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Panic strikes when a small cat comes between the dogs.
Voodoo Goat (Episode 38)
Writer: Bobs Gannaway
Air date: 1993-11-28
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: Secret matches wits (and dolls) with a Voodoo Goat.

Love Doctors (Episode 39) 8.0
Writer: Mark Saraceni
Air date: 1993-11-28
Runtime: 7 min
Overview: The dogs guide Kenny Fouler through his first romance.

Seasons

Episodes 39

Episodes 13