It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may not be the best influence on John, but when it comes right down to it, he's willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and his family.
Talk Dirty to Me (Episode 1) 8.0
Writer: Aaron Lee
Air date: 2026-03-05
Runtime: 34 min
Overview: John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
Mrs. Robicheck (Episode 2) 8.7
Writer: Dana Gould
Air date: 2026-03-05
Runtime: 34 min
Overview: Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
Dungeons & Dealers (Episode 3) 7.7
Writer: Chelsea Davison
Air date: 2026-03-05
Runtime: 31 min
Overview: John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com (Episode 4) 7.6
Writer: Seth MacFarlane
Air date: 2026-03-05
Runtime: 37 min
Overview: Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
The Sword in the Stoned (Episode 5) 7.8
Writer: Julius Sharpe
Air date: 2026-03-05
Runtime: 33 min
Overview: John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
Roe v. Weed (Episode 6) 7.5
Writer: Chelsea Davison
Air date: 2026-03-05
Runtime: 32 min
Overview: Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
Susan Is the New Black (Episode 7) 7.8
Writer: Kirker Butler
Air date: 2026-03-05
Runtime: 33 min
Overview: Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
Fraudcast News (Episode 8) 8.2
Writer: Paul Corrigan
Air date: 2026-03-05
Runtime: 33 min
Overview: John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.