Rock, Paper, Scissors (Season 0)

TV Time (Episode 1)

Writer: Josh Lehrman

Air date: 2023-08-19

Runtime: 8 min

Overview: When Scissors gets tired of not getting his way, he hires a "power shark."

World Record (Episode 2)

Air date: 2025-07-17

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Scissors tries to smash the most watermelons in 30 seconds with his face, and Rock and Paper are there to document this historic moment.

Eel or No Eel (Episode 3)

Air date: 2025-07-24

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: What happened to Go Fish? Does no one play Go Fish anymore?

Rock's Inner Peace (Episode 4)

Air date: 2025-07-31

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Finally... Rock can relax away from Paper and Scissor's constant bickering... or can he?

Fun Jokes You Never Saw (1) (Episode 5)

Air date: 2025-08-07

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Banana peels? People only slip on those in cartoons!

Fun Jokes You Never Saw (2) (Episode 6)

Air date: 2025-08-14

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Ugh, I hate award shows.

Fun Jokes You Never Saw (Rock Edition) (Episode 7)

Air date: 2025-08-21

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Maybe the money is in this TV bank!

Fun Jokes You Never Saw (Scissors Edition) (Episode 8)

Air date: 2025-08-28

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Knife Lips is a menace!

Rock's Windswept Look (Episode 9)

Air date: 2025-09-11

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Rock takes his modeling to the next level.

Salt Prank (Episode 10)

Air date: 2025-09-12

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Rock and Scissors try to prank Paper with his salt but feel guilty after hearing his sad story.

Checking in with Dreamscape (Episode 11)

Air date: 2025-09-12

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Dreamscape tries to call the mayor to announce his plans to take over the city but is stuck on hold with a receptionist instead.

Dumbest Argument Ever (Episode 12)

Air date: 2025-10-09

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Orange you glad you aren't having this argument about fruit?

Science Burns with Pencil (Episode 13)

Air date: 2025-10-16

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Rock, Paper, and Scissors just got burned by Pencil in the nerdiest possible way.

Fun Jokes You Never Saw (Paper Edition) (Episode 14)

Air date: 2025-10-20

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: My gosh, Paper, real sad.

A Full Minute of Lou Ranting (Episode 15)

Air date: 2025-10-23

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: It wouldn't be a Rock Paper Scissors scene without Lou ranting for at least a minute.

Lou's Viral Cat Videos (Episode 16)

Air date: 2025-10-30

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Lou's cat knows how to land on its feet, but Scissors doesn't!

Rock's Favorite Model (Episode 17)

Air date: 2025-11-06

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Franz Roll did a commercial, even if it was just for the money, Rock doesn't care!

Scissors' Dating Video! (Episode 18)

Air date: 2025-11-13

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Scissors, be a little more honest. Okay, not TOO honest.

Potato's Easter Eggs (Episode 19)

Air date: 2025-11-14

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Rock, Paper, and Scissors reveal Easter Egg sightings of Potato, hidden throughout the series.

Paper's Help (Episode 20)

Air date: 2025-11-14

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: When Pencil asks Paper for help, he remembers all the times he ruined something for her.