The Dick Van Dyke Show (Season 3)

The Dick Van Dyke Show centers around the work and home life of television comedy writer Rob Petrie. The plots generally revolve around problems at work, where Rob got into various comedic jams with fellow writers Buddy Sorrell, Sally Rogers and producer Mel Cooley.

  • Poster for That's My Boy???

    That's My Boy??? (Episode 1) 9.0

    Air date: 1963-09-25

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

  • Poster for The Masterpiece

    The Masterpiece (Episode 2) 7.0

    Air date: 1963-10-02

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

  • Poster for Laura's Little Lie

    Laura's Little Lie (Episode 3) 4.0

    Writer: Carl Reiner

    Air date: 1963-10-09

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

  • Poster for Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

    Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (Episode 4) 5.0

    Writer: Carl Reiner

    Air date: 1963-10-16

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

  • Poster for All About Eavesdropping

    All About Eavesdropping (Episode 5) 8.0

    Writer: Sheldon Keller

    Air date: 1963-10-23

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

  • Poster for Too Many Stars

    Too Many Stars (Episode 6) 7.0

    Writer: Sheldon Keller

    Air date: 1963-10-30

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

  • Poster for Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

    Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius? (Episode 7) 7.0

    Writer: Carl Reiner

    Air date: 1963-11-06

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

  • Poster for Uncle George

    Uncle George (Episode 8) 4.0

    Air date: 1963-11-13

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.

  • Poster for Big Max Calvada

    Big Max Calvada (Episode 9) 5.0

    Air date: 1963-11-20

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

  • Poster for The Ballad of the Betty Lou

    The Ballad of the Betty Lou (Episode 10) 5.0

    Writer: Martin Ragaway

    Air date: 1963-11-27

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - [email protected]

  • Poster for Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

    Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors (Episode 11) 4.0

    Writer: John Whedon

    Air date: 1963-12-04

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.

  • Poster for The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

    The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears (Episode 12) 3.5

    Writer: Sam Denoff

    Air date: 1963-12-11

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.

  • Poster for The Alan Brady Show Presents

    The Alan Brady Show Presents (Episode 13) 6.5

    Writer: Sam Denoff

    Air date: 1963-12-18

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

  • Poster for The Third One from the Left

    The Third One from the Left (Episode 14) 8.0

    Writer: John Whedon

    Air date: 1964-01-01

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

  • Poster for My Husband is the Best One

    My Husband is the Best One (Episode 15) 8.0

    Writer: Martin Ragaway

    Air date: 1964-01-08

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

  • Poster for The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

    The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer (Episode 16) 7.0

    Writer: Garry Marshall

    Air date: 1964-01-15

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

  • Poster for The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

    The Life and Love of Joe Coogan (Episode 17) 7.0

    Writer: Carl Reiner

    Air date: 1964-01-22

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

  • Poster for A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

    A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards (Episode 18) 6.0

    Writer: Ernest Chambers

    Air date: 1964-01-29

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

  • Poster for Happy Birthday and Too Many More

    Happy Birthday and Too Many More (Episode 19) 7.0

    Writer: Sam Denoff

    Air date: 1964-02-05

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

  • Poster for The Brave and the Backache

    The Brave and the Backache (Episode 20) 5.0

    Writer: Sheldon Keller

    Air date: 1964-02-12

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

  • Poster for The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

    The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth (Episode 21) 6.0

    Writer: Sam Denoff

    Air date: 1964-02-19

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

  • Poster for My Part-Time Wife

    My Part-Time Wife (Episode 22) 5.0

    Writer: Sam Denoff

    Air date: 1964-02-26

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

  • Poster for Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

    Honeymoons Are for the Lucky (Episode 23) 7.5

    Writer: Carl Reiner

    Air date: 1964-03-04

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

  • Poster for How to Spank a Star

    How to Spank a Star (Episode 24) 7.0

    Writer: Bill Idelson

    Air date: 1964-03-11

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

  • Poster for The Plots Thicken

    The Plots Thicken (Episode 25) 7.5

    Writer: Carl Reiner

    Air date: 1964-03-18

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

  • Poster for Scratch My Car and Die

    Scratch My Car and Die (Episode 26) 6.0

    Writer: John Whedon

    Air date: 1964-03-25

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

  • Poster for The Return of Edwin Carp

    The Return of Edwin Carp (Episode 27) 4.0

    Writer: Carl Reiner

    Air date: 1964-04-01

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

  • Poster for October Eve

    October Eve (Episode 28) 7.0

    Writer: Sam Denoff

    Air date: 1964-04-08

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

  • Poster for Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

    Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail (Episode 29) 5.0

    Writer: Garry Marshall

    Air date: 1964-04-15

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

  • Poster for My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

    My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life (Episode 30) 4.0

    Writer: Carl Reiner

    Air date: 1964-04-22

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.

  • Poster for I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

    I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All (Episode 31) 9.0

    Writer: Sam Denoff

    Air date: 1964-04-29

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.

  • Poster for Teacher's Petrie

    Teacher's Petrie (Episode 32) 4.0

    Writer: Garry Marshall

    Air date: 1964-05-13

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: The teacher falls in love with Laura.

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