Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt was a weekly YouTube series starring Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. In the 38 episode mini-series, Doofenshmirtz talked about current events, pop culture, music, the Internet, life, and all things perplexing.
Air date: 2013-01-03
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: The interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really? Well, ol' Doofy has a few brilliant ideas for some REALLY GOOD ones that EVERYONE should be using. Seriously, by next week I want to see #RIHNIHTWGIMHF trending on Twitter.
Air date: 2013-01-04
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY.
Air date: 2013-01-10
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof!
Air date: 2013-01-16
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: I have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...
Air date: 2013-01-22
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Hey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are totally wrong.
Air date: 2013-01-30
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: There are two things people are obsessed with that I don't understand: bacon and Honey Boo Boo. OK, well I understand the bacon...
Air date: 2013-02-14
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: I'M BACK MINIONS! Yesterday, my daughter Vanessa introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you should too…
Air date: 2013-02-21
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: So for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to... I mean "YOU" in a more general sense -- but, wait -- you know what nevermind, you get the point.
Air date: 2013-02-28
Runtime: 2 min
Overview: So in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up, otherwise it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.
Air date: 2013-03-07
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: The interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.
Air date: 2013-03-14
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: HAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!
Air date: 2013-03-28
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: What's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!
Air date: 2013-04-08
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: So what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.
Air date: 2013-05-17
Overview: Okay, okay! I know i said i was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and amaze you. Without saying too much, let me just tell you that I'm WAY OVERDUE for this…
Air date: 2013-07-11
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.
Air date: 2013-07-18
Runtime: 3 min
Overview: Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!
