'Allo 'Allo! (Season 5)

The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.

Desperate Doings in the Dungeon 8.0
Air date: 1988-09-03
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René is forced to masquerade as the head of the Gestapo, Heinrich Himmler himself, in an attempt to rescue Frau Von Kinkenrotten from prison. Of course, this is actually Herr Flick, still in his earlier disguise.
The Camera in the Potato 8.0
Air date: 1988-09-10
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Armed with a camera disguised as a potato, René has to get into the chateau so he can photograph plans for the German invasion of Britain.
Dinner with the General 8.0
Air date: 1988-09-17
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Leclerc and René plan to blow the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom. Edith's job is to drop a smoke canister down his chimney, but will she get the right one?
The Dreaded Circular Saw 8.0
Air date: 1988-09-24
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Having blown the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom, René and Leclerc are surprised by its contents. The Communist Resistance lies in wait for their escape, and holds them hostage in a sawmill.
Otherwise Engaged 8.0
Air date: 1988-10-01
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was René's sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who's now determined to marry René. Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and ends up getting Gruber's compassion. René has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Edith's hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that René will marry her instead.
A Marriage of Inconvenience 9.0
Air date: 1988-10-08
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René's friends rally round to try and save him from his impending marriage to the formidable leader of the Communist Resistance.
No Hiding Place 7.0
Air date: 1988-10-15
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque.
The Arrival of the Homing Duck 8.0
Air date: 1988-10-22
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René and the Resistance find another novel way to return the British airmen to England.
Watch the Birdie 9.0
Air date: 1988-10-29
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René and his staff prepare the long-distance duck for its vital flight to England.
René - Under an Assumed Nose 9.0
Air date: 1988-11-05
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Monsieur Leclerc comes to the rescue when orders are given for René to be arrested. René tries to escape using a unique disguise.
The Confusion of the Generals 8.0
Air date: 1988-11-12
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René is in even more trouble as the generals gather round at the chateau.
Who's for the Vatican? 8.0
Air date: 1988-11-19
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: A medal for bravery, a suicide pill and a hide-out in the Vatican introduce an old habit to René.
Ribbing the Bonk 8.0
Air date: 1988-11-26
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René and the Resistance need to find a huge amount of money quickly to save Mimi from the Communists.
The Reluctant Millionaires 8.0
Air date: 1988-12-03
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: When it is revealed that the one million francs stolen from the bank belong to Herr Flick of the Gestapo, the best place to hide them seems to be down René's trousers.
A Duck for Launch 8.0
Air date: 1988-12-10
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René has got rid of the Gestapo's money, next is the secret microfilm, but he is hampered by the Resistance girls in the cupboard.
The Exploding Bedpan 8.0
Air date: 1988-12-17
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: While under interrogation, Alfonse's dicky ticker starts playing up, and he is whisked to hospital. He must be either rescued or eliminated before he can spill the beans about the stolen Gestapo money.
Going Like a Bomb 7.0
Air date: 1988-12-24
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Michelle and Crabtree hatch another plot to get the British airmen back to Blighty. Captain Bertorelli has stolen Gestapo money planted on him.
Money to Burn 7.0
Air date: 1988-12-31
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Edith is in a romantic mood, and René is playing the piano.
Pudding Can Go Off 8.0
Air date: 1989-01-07
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.
Land Mines for London 7.0
Air date: 1989-01-14
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Not only does René nearly get blown up by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into another Resistance plan to smuggle out the British airmen.
Flight to Geneva 8.0
Air date: 1989-01-21
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René tries to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette on the night train.
Train of Events 8.0
Air date: 1989-01-28
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René attempts to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette and four gold bars, but discovers the Resistance are intending to blow up their train.
An Enigma Variation 8.0
Air date: 1989-02-04
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Chaos engulfs René as he attempts to hide the stolen gold. Meanwhile, the Resistance plan to steal the Enigma encoder.
Wedding Bloss 8.0
Air date: 1989-02-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René asks Edith to marry him after hearing Monsieur Alphonse's intentions of asking for her hand in marriage. Meanwhile, General Von Klinkerhoffen suspects Colonel Von Strohm of stealing his gold, while Herr Flick suspects René.
Down the Drain 8.0
Air date: 1989-02-18
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.
All in Disgeese 8.0
Air date: 1989-02-25
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: René is still harbouring the German Enigma machine as well as the four bars of gold he has stolen, two British airmen and the painting of the Cracked Vase with the Big Daisies by Van Gogh. So the café is now full and getting more crowded by the minute.