Red Green: If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
The Red Green Show is a Canadian television comedy that aired on various channels in Canada, with its ultimate home at CBC Television, and on Public Broadcasting Service stations in the United States, from 1991 until the series finale April 7, 2006, on CBC. The Red Green Show is essentially a cross between a sitcom and a sketch comedy series, and is a parody of home improvement, do-it-yourself, fishing, and other outdoors shows.
The Putter Attack (Episode 1)
Air date: 1992-09-23
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Noel Tightens security and accidentally crowns helmet with bob’s favourite putter. Meanwhile, Red makes a dishwasher out of a fridge and Bill goes rappelling.
Doc's Loan (Episode 2)
Air date: 1992-09-30
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Doc owes money to Helmut who is big and strong and upset. Red shows you how to make a homemade lathe. Bill demonstrates water safety.
The Missing Records (Episode 3)
Air date: 1992-10-07
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Someone has stolen Eddie's collection of Robert Goulet records. Red turns a water tank into a one-man sub. Bill accidentally ignites the ground.
The Receipt-A-Thon (Episode 4)
Air date: 1992-10-14
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: The Lodge is being audited so everybody is busy forging receipts. Red makes a personal safety air bag. Bill has trouble with a Hammock.
The Sing Along Machine (Episode 5)
Air date: 1992-10-21
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Eddie is electrocuted by a homemade karaoke machine. Red shows how to rustproof your car by covering it with linoleum. bill teaches and learns about first aid.
Bear!!! (Episode 6)
Air date: 1992-10-28
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: A bear in heat has all the men trapped inside the Lodge. Red builds a bear scarer out of a couple of Hawaiian shirts. Bill demonstrates building a shelter in the woods.
The Bad Check-Up (Episode 7)
Air date: 1992-11-04
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Glen has a bad medical check-up and is denied insurance for his RV. Red makes patio lanterns out of used containers. Bill turns a canoe into a sailboat.
The Four-Man Raft (Episode 8)
Air date: 1992-11-11
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Murray sells the Lodge a four-man raft that turns out to be an inner tube with a tackle box duct-taped to it. Red shows us many useful things you can do with old oil drums. Bill makes a homemade bow and arrow.
Skeet Golf (Episode 9)
Air date: 1992-11-18
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Bob drives golf balls out over the lake and Helmut shoots them before they come down. He misses and the ball goes through Glen’s RV sunroof. Red turns a fridge into a armour. Bill demonstrates how to find food in the woods (Part 1).
The Broken Water Pump (Episode 10)
Air date: 1992-11-25
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Helmut is trying to fix the pump while Murray is trying to sell the Lodge a whole new water system and theme park. Red demonstrates how to change your oil. Bill tries barrel jumping.
The Illegal Clubs (Episode 11)
Air date: 1992-12-02
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Bob buys a set of clubs that turn out to be all left-handed drivers with a goalie stick for a putter. Red makes a moped with a bike and a chainsaw. Bill tires fishing from a float tube.
Animals In The Attic (Episode 12)
Air date: 1992-12-09
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Evidence points to a raccoon in the Lodge attic. Noel has to get rid of him, but Eddie has made him a pet. Red makes a sofa bed out of plastic milk crates. Bill takes Red shore fishing.
The Party Boat Sank (Episode 13)
Air date: 1992-12-16
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: The Lodge's homemade pontoon boat sank and Glen is blamed for poor workmanship. Red makes a raincoat with a couple of tablecloths and a glue gun. Bill tries his hand at sailing.
The Food Club (Episode 14)
Air date: 1992-12-23
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Douglas signs the Lodge up for Murray's food club which forces Eddie to quit. Red demonstrates how every tool can be used as a hammer. Bill tries some innovative methods of tree climbing.
The Fish Locator (Episode 15)
Air date: 1992-12-30
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Doc buys a fish locator that he can’t afford so he creates a lottery to pay for it. Red shows how to make transmission repairs. Bill demonstrates a few camouflage techniques.
The Bent Canoe (Episode 16)
Air date: 1993-01-06
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Helmut went white water rafting and wrecked the canoe. Helmet won’t replace it and Glen can’t fix it. Red shows a bunch of things you can make out of tin. Bill tries to get Harold's Frisbee out of a tree.
Job Security (Episode 17)
Air date: 1993-01-13
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Douglas fires Noel and appoints Helmut as the new head of Lodge Security. Red makes a grandfather clock out of a canoe. Bill builds and test drives a catapult.
Noel's Stag (Episode 18)
Air date: 1993-01-20
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: The men are planning a stag for Noel who is getting married on very short notice. Red makes things for the kitchen out of a car engine. Bill finds more food in the woods (Part 3).
Bob's Birthday (Episode 19)
Air date: 1993-01-27
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: A bunch of misunderstandings lead to an on-again off-again surprise party for Bob. Red makes a leaf blower out of a washroom hand dryer. Bill tries walking on stilts.
The Sudsy Lake (Episode 20)
Air date: 1993-02-03
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Possum Lake is covered with pink foam that turns out to be coming from Eddie’s dishwasher. Red shows up a bunch of things that can be done with pieces of garden hose after you run over them with your lawn mower. Bill tries hockey.
The Gun Mishap (Episode 21)
Air date: 1993-02-10
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Noel accidentally shoots Murray which is a major upset for Murray and a minor inconsequent for everyone else. Red makes a toboggan out of a car hood. Bill spruces up an old bicycle.
The Double Date (Episode 22)
Air date: 1993-02-17
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Helmut and Glen go on a double date in the RV. Bad things happen. Red shows how to make decorative plaster molding for your home or cottage. Bill ignores the dangers and tries to top a tree.
The Florida Trip (Episode 23)
Air date: 1993-02-24
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: The men decide to take Glen’s RV to Florida without Glen in it. Red makes a pool table out of things he found in the backyard. Bill tries out a few boomerangs.
Not One Fish (Episode 24)
Air date: 1993-03-03
Runtime: 24 min
Overview: Doc claims that Bob and the government have killed all the fish in Possum Lake. Red makes a recliner rocker out of an old wooden chair and a barbecue grill. Bill demonstrates how to help at the scene of an accident.
