HMS Paradise (Season 1)

A completely lost early ITV sitcom with strong similarities to the popular radio series The Navy Lark. HMS Paradise is set at a Royal Navy station on an island off the Dorset coast where very little actual work takes place.

  • Poster for Captain, Art Thou Sleeping Above?

    Captain, Art Thou Sleeping Above? (Episode 1)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-07-16

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Come Out Lieutenant Ross, Wherever You Are

    Come Out Lieutenant Ross, Wherever You Are (Episode 2)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-07-23

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for An Officer and a Gentleman

    An Officer and a Gentleman (Episode 3)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-07-30

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for The Sea Does Not Want Them

    The Sea Does Not Want Them (Episode 4)

    Writer: Lew Schwarz

    Air date: 1964-08-06

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for I Don't Know the Name and the Face Escapes Me

    I Don't Know the Name and the Face Escapes Me (Episode 5)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-08-13

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for It'll All Come Out in the Wash

    It'll All Come Out in the Wash (Episode 6)

    Writer: Maurice Murphy

    Air date: 1964-08-20

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for You'll Get No Promotion This Side of the Ocean

    You'll Get No Promotion This Side of the Ocean (Episode 7)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-08-27

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Call Me Madam and I'll Punch You on the Nose

    Call Me Madam and I'll Punch You on the Nose (Episode 8)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-09-03

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Don't Fire That Man, He's Loaded

    Don't Fire That Man, He's Loaded (Episode 9)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-09-10

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for You Have Been Listening to Radio Paradise

    You Have Been Listening to Radio Paradise (Episode 10)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-09-17

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for And a Happy Bastille Day to You Too

    And a Happy Bastille Day to You Too (Episode 11)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-09-24

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for In Which We Serve a Drop of the Hard Stuff

    In Which We Serve a Drop of the Hard Stuff (Episode 12)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-10-01

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Mutiny on the Boonsey

    Mutiny on the Boonsey (Episode 13)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-10-08

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Having a Wonderful Time — Glad You're Not Here

    Having a Wonderful Time — Glad You're Not Here (Episode 14)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-10-15

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Anybody Wanna Buy an Island?

    Anybody Wanna Buy an Island? (Episode 15)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-10-22

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Thar's Gold in Them Thar Holes

    Thar's Gold in Them Thar Holes (Episode 16)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-10-29

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for 'Twas on the Good Ship Venus

    'Twas on the Good Ship Venus (Episode 17)

    Writer: Lew Schwarz

    Air date: 1964-11-05

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Our Man on Boonsey

    Our Man on Boonsey (Episode 18)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-11-12

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for There Is No Excuse for Slipshod Paperwork

    There Is No Excuse for Slipshod Paperwork (Episode 19)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-11-19

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for What Am I Offered for This Lot?

    What Am I Offered for This Lot? (Episode 20)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-11-26

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for How to Try in Business Without Really Succeeding

    How to Try in Business Without Really Succeeding (Episode 21)

    Writer: Lew Schwarz

    Air date: 1964-12-03

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Let That Be a Four Minute Warning to You

    Let That Be a Four Minute Warning to You (Episode 22)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-12-10

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for The New Lieutenant

    The New Lieutenant (Episode 23)

    Writer: Lawrie Wyman

    Air date: 1964-12-17

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Christmas Special: HMS Paradise Meets HMS Eagle

    Christmas Special: HMS Paradise Meets HMS Eagle (Episode 24)

    Writer: Sid Colin

    Air date: 1964-12-24

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for This Side Up — Use No Hooks

    This Side Up — Use No Hooks (Episode 25)

    Writer: Maurice Wiltshire

    Air date: 1964-12-31

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for The Great Brain Robbery

    The Great Brain Robbery (Episode 26)

    Writer: Lew Schwarz

    Air date: 1965-01-07

    Runtime: 30 min

HMS Paradise

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