Pirate Express (Season 1)

Poseidon or Bust (Episode 1)

Writer: Ian James Corlett

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.

Finders Keepers (Episode 2)

Writer: Jono Howard

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

Little Miss Swordshine (Episode 3)

Writer: Edward Kay

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.

Ship Wretched (Episode 4)

Writer: Max Reid

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

Turkey Leg of Doom (Episode 5)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg

Hair of the God (Episode 6)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Enter the Octogod (Episode 7)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.

Dead Men Wear Plaid (Episode 8)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

Bilge Rat Zombies (Episode 9)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.

Ghost of Ships Passed (Episode 10)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

Night of the Geminis (Episode 11)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.

Ships and Salsa (Episode 12)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

All A Bored (Episode 13)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.

Club Fed (Episode 14)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

White Wedding (Episode 15)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.

Saltiest Dogs (Episode 16)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

Shrieking Violet (Episode 17)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.

Starboard Struck (Episode 18)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

Get Kraken (Episode 19)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.

Grill of My Dreams (Episode 20)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

Penguin Law (Episode 21)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.

Shop 'til You Drop Anchor (Episode 22)

Air date: 2015-04-26

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

Opposites Ahoy (Episode 23)

Air date: 2015-04-27

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.

Udder Chaos (Episode 24)

Air date: 2015-04-27

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

Out of Key (Episode 25)

Air date: 2015-04-27

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.

Thumb Wars (Episode 26)

Air date: 2015-04-27

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

One Flew Over the Crow's Nest (Episode 27)

Air date: 2015-04-27

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.

Game On (Episode 28)

Air date: 2015-04-27

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

Licence to Thrill (Episode 29)

Air date: 2015-04-28

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.

Beast in Show (Episode 30)

Air date: 2015-04-28

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

Fine Feathered Fiend (Episode 31)

Air date: 2015-04-28

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.

Lumber Jerk (Episode 32)

Air date: 2015-04-28

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

Father Time (Episode 33)

Air date: 2015-04-28

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.

Manure Overload (Episode 34)

Air date: 2015-04-28

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

No Sea for Old Salts (Episode 35)

Air date: 2015-04-29

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.

Sealed Fate (Episode 36)

Air date: 2015-04-29

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

Blunder Down Under (Episode 37)

Air date: 2015-04-29

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.

Engaged in Battle (Episode 38)

Air date: 2015-04-29

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

Beggars Can't Be Cruisers (Episode 39)

Air date: 2015-04-29

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.

Voyage of the Edam-ed (Episode 40)

Air date: 2015-04-29

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

Greeced Lightning (Episode 41)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.

The Godd Couple (Episode 42)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

Gordon's Fish Tale (Episode 43)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.

Love on the Rocks (Episode 44)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

Malaise of the One Eye (Episode 45)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.

The Future Is Now (Episode 46)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

Booty Camp (Episode 47)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.

Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire (Episode 48)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

Booty Nights (Episode 49)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.

Fountain of Misspent Youth (Episode 50)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 11 min

Overview: The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

Jungle Booty (Episode 51)

Air date: 2015-04-30

Runtime: 22 min

Overview: Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!