Rules of Engagement (Season 5)

Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer, a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey, and a single guy on the prowl, Russell. As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster. People can describe the ride to you, but to really know what it's like you have to experience it for yourself.

Surro-gate 7.3
Air date: 2010-09-20
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff unsuccessfully tries to keep Russell from sleeping with their new surrogate, while Adam tries to work on improving his rear end.
The Bank 8.0
Air date: 2010-09-27
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell hoping to get a girl sends a nasty e-mail to Timmy's love interest.
Rug-Of-War 7.5
Air date: 2010-10-04
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good times they had on that rug.
Handy Man 5.2
Air date: 2010-10-11
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Meanwhile, Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.
Play Ball 7.5
Air date: 2010-10-18
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: When Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.
Baked 8.0
Air date: 2010-10-25
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.
Mannequin Head Ball 5.7
Air date: 2010-11-01
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.
Les-bro 5.3
Air date: 2010-11-08
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.
The Big Picture 7.5
Air date: 2010-11-15
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.
Fun Run 6.7
Air date: 2010-11-22
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fundraisers anymore.
Refusing to Budget 7.5
Air date: 2010-12-06
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Timmy teaches Russell how to budget after all utilities are suddenly turned off. Audrey tells someone all about publishing and shows off her office.
Little Bummer Boy 7.5
Air date: 2010-12-13
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: When Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Jeff's Holiday party.
The Home Stretch 8.0
Air date: 2011-01-03
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.
Uh Oh It's Magic 7.5
Air date: 2011-01-17
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Russell is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret.
Singing and Dancing 7.0
Air date: 2011-02-07
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Timmy wants to join a sinning group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbor.
Jeff's Day 8.0
Air date: 2011-02-24
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.
Zygote 7.5
Air date: 2011-03-03
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.
Anniversary Chicken 7.5
Air date: 2011-03-10
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.
The Set Up 7.5
Air date: 2011-03-31
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Russell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbor Liz.
Beating The System 7.5
Air date: 2011-04-07
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff and Audrey are in for a big change when Brenda finds out she is pregnant. Timmy is Adam and Jennifer's wedding planner.
The Jeff Photo 7.5
Air date: 2011-04-28
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.
Double Down 7.5
Air date: 2011-05-05
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Jeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a party Ford Timmy who recently became a citizen, now the question is will the party have the desired effect for Russell?
The Power Couple 7.7
Air date: 2011-05-12
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Russell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that Audrey is making almost the same amount of money as he does.
The Last of the Red Hat Lovers 7.5
Air date: 2011-05-19
Runtime: 21 min
Overview: Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argument.