Episodes 40
The Brendan Leonard Show (Season 1)
Crazy Cell Phone (Episode 1)
Air date: 2003-05-26
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: a flashback of the the original cable access show, Mrs. Leonard interviews the cast members, tips on talking to girls, cracking an egg length-wise, crazy cell phone rings and spatulas.
Big Green Gloves (Episode 2)
Air date: 2003-05-27
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: the warning label experiment, the ""most muddy"" contest, girls blink more than guys, and what are they thinking?.
Reflections in Art (Episode 3)
Air date: 2003-05-28
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: painting class, air horn testing, sneezing with your eyes open, licking your elbow, and communicating like animals.
Weird Woman Walking (Episode 4)
Air date: 2003-05-29
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Brendan's intervention, Spring Break: Winnetka!, What if homework was fun?, Shadow puppets, and walking in women's shoes (that would be Brendan and Pat, who get pelted with waterballons by Carney & company).
Kung Fu Friday (Episode 5)
Air date: 2003-05-30
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: the Eagle Sky Action Team News, Kung Fu Movie, Master B's Theatre, Can you fold a paper 8 times? and Kevin Carlson's Timmy the Tick bedtime story for Brendan.
Beach Opening (Episode 6)
Air date: 2003-06-02
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: First week flashback, First day at the beach (in freezing temperatures), Master B's Theatre ""That Guy"" (a brilliant Sheehan), Digging to China, Tips on taking pictures and Where's my camera?.
Babysitting (Episode 7)
Air date: 2003-06-03
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Ryan, Brendan and Kevin Sheehan babysitting three kids, Sting-Pong!, the introduction of the boyband BOYling Point, and tips on how to talk to girls on the phone.
Lefties (Episode 8)
Air date: 2003-06-04
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: make-up and wig contest, left-handed baseball, Floor wax testing, BOYling Point in the studio and another Eagle Sky Action Newscast.
Water Balloon Golf (Episode 9)
Air date: 2003-06-05
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Water balloon golf (with Sheehan as the hole), Duct-taped joints, Are banana peels really slippery?, BOYling Point's first video, and ""get me a shot of a car"" (a one take shot).
Human Spelling Bee (Episode 10)
Air date: 2003-06-06
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Veggie eating contest, Brendan tests out new personalities, the human spelling bee, Team Fresh dance routine, and the ice cream truck (one take).
One Take (Episode 11)
Air date: 2003-06-09
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: This is a one-take, no edits, only music added episode. Brendan's mom wants him to wash the car, take out the recycling and exchange a plate for her, while she goes out for 30 min. Despite her saying no friends, they come over and Brendan recruits them to help out.
Nature Show (Episode 12)
Air date: 2003-06-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: commencement speeches, executive meeting, mud soccer, chase scene, Nature Show (with African dining squirrels), and the Strongest Not-a-Kid, Not-yet-an-Adult competition.
Tour De Freaks (Episode 13)
Air date: 2003-06-13
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: the Tour de Freaks (a race with the cast in little kid cars and big wheels), Body language, Manly voices lost, Bacon stand and Sky diving machine.
Bodyguards (Episode 14)
Air date: 2003-06-16
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Brendan's bodyguards, the guys go to a yoga class, Brendan and the Kevins (Carlson and Sheehan) take an acting class, and Brendan getting chased by the cast members.
Under The Bushes (Episode 15)
Air date: 2003-06-16
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: While bored, the cast decides to go through the bushes in Brendan's yard. They find many things: ring toss, jacks, tetherball (poor Sheehan is the human tether), an accordian player, an ax (it gets taken away), and more.
The Brendan Leonard Show Beginnings (Episode 16)
Air date: 2003-06-20
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Interviews with the cast, old footage from the original cable access show, and the story about how the series began.
Behind The Scenes (Episode 17)
Air date: 2003-06-23
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: a behind the scenes look at the series, Farmer's Tan contest, Frying An Egg (one take) and Brendan & Pat compete in a game of HORSE.
Dancing Fever (Episode 18)
Air date: 2003-06-25
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: What if we danced all the time?, Backyard camp-out and experiments with old sayings.
Pirates (Episode 19)
Air date: 2003-06-30
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Brendan and Ryan attend the Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl premiere in Orlando, Florida, and get to interview celebrities on the red carpet. Also the Desert Isle Adventure skit (with coconut phones).
Legally Red (Episode 20)
Air date: 2003-06-27
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Brendan and Ryan go to the New York premiere of Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde and interview celebrites on the red carpet. Skits include: autograph & red carpet practice, Do blondes have more fun?, BLS studio tour & ""Legally Red"", where lawyer Kevin Sheehan wins a case between Kevin Carlson & Pat, concerning who ate the last doughnut.
Sports (Episode 21)
Air date: 2003-06-30
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Team Fresh workout, X-Games report, Soapy Rhythmic Gymnastics, Carney can't dive and front-yard wiffle ball.
California Cool (Episode 22)
Air date: 2003-07-17
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: A trip to Hollywood, California for the cast, where the guys meet with executives, surf & boogie board, Brendan & Kevin Carlson take a meeting with Pauly Shore, and then they film a commerical for the series, where they all get splattered with mud.
Switched (Episode 23)
Air date: 2003-07-21
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: In a cross-over with the series, Switched!, Ryan Turner and Missy, from Texas, switch places. The cast tries to make Missy act like Ryan by dressing her up in his gorilla costume and teaching her the ""Ryan dance"", but she turns the tables on them, when she attempts to teach them how to be cheerleaders.
Wake Up! (Episode 24)
Air date: 2003-07-24
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Kerry and Margarita watch TV and encounter a TV morning show (with Brendan & Carney as the hosts), and many other TV shows, featuring the cast (notably the Aqua Hunk Channel and Dumb Guys Getting Dizzy).
Camp Jinx (Episode 25)
Air date: 2003-07-28
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The cast go to summer camp, Camp Jinx, where they water-ski, go horseback riding, play ""trust"" games in the woods, and more. Later Kevin Sheehan and Robbie get lost in the woods, while the others do arts & crafts.
Film School (Episode 26)
Air date: 2003-07-31
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The Silver Spatula Awards are handed out to the best film, made by the cast members. Kevin Carlson's Dog Chasing Man, Kevin Sheehan's The Dr. Kevins and There Wild & Crazy Journey Into Unchartered Realm of Psychology (yes that's the spelling used), Carney's Overexposure and Ryan Turner's Don't mess With Freshness are the nominees. At the end, Brendan shows the very first film he made at age 14, about a dinosaur.
High School One Take (Episode 27)
Air date: 2003-08-04
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The cast raid their old high school, and take the viewers on a tour, while attempting to evade the janitor ""Jergie"" Jourgenson, all in a one take, no edits, only music added episode.
Florida Trip (Episode 28)
Air date: 2003-08-07
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Tourist contest, Commerical shoot, Underwater charades and Goofy faces on rides, while the show takes place during a trip to Florida's Epcot Center.
Corporate Pressure (Episode 29)
Air date: 2003-08-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Executive meeting, Poolside, Speed golf, Croquet, Superball badminton, XTREME Horseshoes & Joint-less Tennis.
Girlfriends (Episode 30)
Air date: 2003-07-02
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Brendan does an infomercial for a videotape about love advice, Brendan's family reminisces and shows a clip of Brendan's first date (from the original cable access show), Kevin Sheehan & his imaginary girlfriend, and Brendan gives Sam & Colleen makeovers.
Wherefore Art Thou, Brendan? (Episode 31)
Air date: 2003-08-19
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The ""I Wanna Date Brendan Leonard"" contest begins with the 3 girls (Abbi, Carissa & Amanda) acting weird to freak out the other cast members (per Brendan's request), being interviewed by Mrs. Leonard & taking separate walks with Brendan and his bodyguards.
All That Glistens Is Not Gold, Brendan (Episode 32)
Air date: 2003-08-20
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The three girls pick their favourite skits to re-enact: Amanda picks the Nature Show, Carissa chooses the Duct-taped joints skit and Abbi likes the spelling bee skit. Later, the cast and the girls then go to the batting cages, the driving range, a thrift store and Brendan's favourite ""greasy spoon"" diner.
Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow (Episode 33)
Air date: 2003-08-21
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The girls showcase their talents to the guys, and each girl goes on a date with a cast member: Amanda with Kevin Carlson, Carissa with Kevin Sheehan and Abbi with Ryan. Also featured, two girls with their homemade BLS trivia game.
And The Winner Is... (Episode 34)
Air date: 2003-08-27
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Brendan announces the winner of the ""I Wanna Date Brendan Leonard"" contest, and skits include: Kite Flying, Clouds and a rousing game of Celestial Objects.
Brendan's Date (Episode 35)
Air date: 2003-08-29
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Brendan takes Carissa, the winner of the ""I Wanna Date Brendan Leonard"" contest, to Camp Jinx for their TV date (their real date was not filmed). They go water-skiing, race the ""wolves"" (Ryan and Kevin Carlson) through a corn field maze and are pursued by Brendan's parents.
Into the Heartland (Episode 36)
Air date: 2003-09-02
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The cast travel to southern Illinois in a Winnebago, where they learn what a grain elevator is, we learn Sheehan is afraid of heights, and then the gang takes a dip in a pool.
Outdoor Survival (Episode 37)
Air date: 2003-09-04
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: Survival Test, Billy Bob Teeth, Bullfrog Hunting, and Flying Fish.
Oh Canada (Episode 38)
Air date: 2003-09-08
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include Message Board questions, Roller Hockey and Trip to Canada.
Goodbye Summer (Episode 39)
Air date: 2003-09-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skits include: more Message Board questions, Summer flashbacks, photo shoot for movie biz headshots and the BLS opening theme is performed.
Season Finale (Episode 40)
Air date: 2003-10-03
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: The Brendan Leonard Show retrospective, where the guys have a final dinner together as castmates, talk about their experiences on the show and their goals, and then Brendan shows where he and Kevin Carlson will be living in the fall.
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