Ugly Americans (Season 1)

Social worker Mark Lilly helps new citizens—both human and "other"—begin the process of adapting to life in the Big Apple, but his coworkers, demonic bureaucrat Twayne, drunken wizard Leonard Powers, surly law enforcement head Frank Grimes & his girlfriend, Callie, don't make it easy.

Pilot (Episode 1) 8.0
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-03-17
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.
An American Werewolf in America (Episode 2) 7.0
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-03-24
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.
Demon Baby (Episode 3)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-03-31
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.
Blob Gets a Job (Episode 4)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-04-07
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.
Treegasm (Episode 5)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-04-14
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.
So, You Want to be a Vampire (Episode 6)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-04-21
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.
Kong of Queens (Episode 7)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-04-28
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.
Better Off Undead (Episode 8)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-10-06
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.
Kill, Mark, Kill! (Episode 9)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-10-13
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.
Sympathy for the Devil (Episode 10)
Writer: Greg White
Air date: 2010-10-20
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.
Hell for the Holidays (Episode 11)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-10-27
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.
Trolling for Terror (Episode 12)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-11-03
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.
Soulsucker (Episode 13)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-11-10
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.
The Man Birds (Episode 14)
Writer: David M. Stern
Air date: 2010-11-17
Runtime: 22 min
Overview: Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.