Dan, a short (and short-tempered) man, has nothing better to do with his time than rail against what he perceives to be life's injustices – even if he's completely in the wrong. Whether it's a beef against a fast-food chain, an untalented barber, the entirety of Canada, the game of baseball or lemonade-selling children, petulant Dan is always spurred into action, usually dragging his best friend Chris and Chris' undercover operative wife, Elise, along on the revenge-filled ride.
Dan Vs. (Season 2)
The Family Thanksgiving (Episode 1)
Writer: Dan Mandel
Air date: 2011-11-19
Overview: Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.
The Mall Santa (Episode 2)
Writer: Chris Pearson
Air date: 2011-12-17
Overview: When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".
The Neighbors (Episode 3)
Writer: Chris Pearson
Air date: 2012-01-28
Overview: Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
Dancing (Episode 4)
Writer: Dan Mandel
Air date: 2012-02-04
Overview: When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.
The Bank (Episode 5)
Writer: Chris Pearson
Air date: 2012-02-11
Overview: After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
The Monster Under The Bed (Episode 6)
Writer: Chris Pearson
Air date: 2012-02-18
Overview: Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.
Golf (Episode 7)
Writer: Bruce Ferber
Air date: 2012-02-25
Overview: Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.
The Gym (Episode 8)
Writer: Dan Mandel
Air date: 2012-03-03
Overview: Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.
The Wedding (Episode 9)
Writer: Chris Pearson
Air date: 2012-03-24
Overview: As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.
The Catburglar (Episode 10)
Writer: Kirill Baru
Air date: 2012-03-31
Overview: Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.
The Dinosaur (Episode 11)
Writer: Kirill Baru
Air date: 2012-04-07
Overview: A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.
Stupidity (Episode 12)
Writer: Chris Pearson
Air date: 2012-04-14
Overview: Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
The Telemarketer (Episode 13)
Writer: Chris Pearson
Air date: 2012-05-19
Overview: Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
Reality TV (Episode 14)
Writer: Kirill Baru
Air date: 2012-05-26
Overview: Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.
Parents (Episode 15)
Writer: Kirill Baru
Air date: 2012-06-02
Overview: Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.
Gigundo-Mart (Episode 16)
Writer: Melody Fox
Air date: 2012-06-09
Overview: Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.
Chris (Episode 17)
Writer: Chris Pearson
Air date: 2012-06-16
Overview: Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.
Wild West Town (Episode 18)
Writer: Kirill Baru
Air date: 2012-06-23
Overview: Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.
Seasons
Episodes 22
Episodes 18
Episodes 13