Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.
Puppets Who Kill (Season 1)
Pilot (Episode 1)
Air date: 2002-10-04
Runtime: 30 min
Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife (Episode 2)
Air date: 2002-10-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
Cuddles Goes To Jail (Episode 3)
Air date: 2002-10-18
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
Buttons Goes To Court (Episode 4)
Air date: 2002-10-25
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
Bill's Brain (Episode 5)
Air date: 2002-10-31
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
The Island Of Skip-Along Pete (Episode 6)
Air date: 2002-11-08
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
Rocko's Telethon (Episode 7)
Air date: 2002-11-15
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
Cuddles The Safety Mascot (Episode 8)
Air date: 2002-11-22
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
Dan's Crush (Episode 9)
Air date: 2002-11-29
Runtime: 30 min
Dan The Greeter (Episode 10)
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
Cuddles Gets Laid (Episode 11)
Air date: 2002-12-13
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
Dan's Umbrella (Episode 12)
Air date: 2002-12-20
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door (Episode 13)
Air date: 2002-12-27
Runtime: 30 min
The Payback (Episode 14)
Air date: 2003-01-03
Runtime: 30 min

Seasons
Episodes 14
Episodes 13
Episodes 13
Episodes 13
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