Puppets Who Kill (Season 1)

Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.

  • Poster for Pilot

    Pilot (Episode 1)

    Air date: 2002-10-04

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

    Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife (Episode 2)

    Air date: 2002-10-11

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

  • Poster for Cuddles Goes To Jail

    Cuddles Goes To Jail (Episode 3)

    Air date: 2002-10-18

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

  • Poster for Buttons Goes To Court

    Buttons Goes To Court (Episode 4)

    Air date: 2002-10-25

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

  • Poster for Bill's Brain

    Bill's Brain (Episode 5)

    Air date: 2002-10-31

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

  • Poster for The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

    The Island Of Skip-Along Pete (Episode 6)

    Air date: 2002-11-08

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

  • Poster for Rocko's Telethon

    Rocko's Telethon (Episode 7)

    Air date: 2002-11-15

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

  • Poster for Cuddles The Safety Mascot

    Cuddles The Safety Mascot (Episode 8)

    Air date: 2002-11-22

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

  • Poster for Dan's Crush

    Dan's Crush (Episode 9)

    Air date: 2002-11-29

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for Dan The Greeter

    Dan The Greeter (Episode 10)

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

  • Poster for Cuddles Gets Laid

    Cuddles Gets Laid (Episode 11)

    Air date: 2002-12-13

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

  • Poster for Dan's Umbrella

    Dan's Umbrella (Episode 12)

    Air date: 2002-12-20

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

  • Poster for Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

    Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door (Episode 13)

    Air date: 2002-12-27

    Runtime: 30 min

  • Poster for The Payback

    The Payback (Episode 14)

    Air date: 2003-01-03

    Runtime: 30 min

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