Chilly Beach (Season 3)

Resident Aliens (Episode 1)

Writer: Doug Sinclair

Air date: 2007-10-06

Runtime: 30 min

Dale Where's My Country? (Episode 2)

Writer: Terry Saltsman

Air date: 2007-10-13

Runtime: 30 min

How To Succeed in Government Without Really Caring (Episode 3)

Writer: Steven Westren

Air date: 2007-10-27

Runtime: 30 min

It's Not You, It's Meat (Episode 4)

Writer: Doug Sinclair

Air date: 2007-12-01

Runtime: 30 min

Coalition of the Unwilling (Episode 5)

Writer: Tony Elliott

Air date: 2007-12-08

Runtime: 30 min

15 Minutes of Lame (Episode 6)

Writer: Robin J. Stein

Air date: 2007-12-22

Runtime: 30 min

Dislodged (Episode 7)

Writer: Paul Quarrington

Air date: 2007-12-29

Runtime: 30 min

One Flew Over the Ptarmingan's Nest (Episode 8)

Writer: Paul Quarrington

Air date: 2008-01-05

Runtime: 30 min

General Discontent (Episode 9)

Writer: Todd Peterson

Air date: 2008-01-12

Runtime: 30 min

Triplets of Hellville (Episode 10)

Writer: Terry Saltsman

Air date: 2008-02-16

Runtime: 30 min

Hole In None (Episode 11)

Writer: Tony Elliott

Air date: 2008-04-12

Runtime: 30 min

Draft Dodgers of 20.7th Century (Episode 12)

Writer: Robin J. Stein

Air date: 2008-04-26

Runtime: 30 min

The Tooth Is Out There (Episode 13)

Writer: Steven Westren

Air date: 2008-05-03

Runtime: 30 min

The World is Hot Enough (Episode 14)

Writer: Doug Sinclair

Air date: 2008-01-02

Runtime: 71 min

Overview: Dale wonders why no one ever visits Chilly Beach, and realizes that it's due to the cold climate. Thus, Frank invents a super heater to warm Chilly Beach up. When the U.S. learns about it, they steal it and accidentally use it to destroy the planet. Frank and Dale must travel back through time to undo the damage.

The Canadian President (Episode 15)

Writer: Doug Sinclair

Air date: 2008-10-18

Runtime: 90 min

Overview: Dale MacDonald - a not particularly bright ice technician from the northern resort village of Chilly Beach - is chosen to become the puppet president of the United States thanks to the machinations of the shadowy Hangelberg Group and its money-obsessed chairman, known only as The Baron. But when he discovers that The Baron's overarching goal is to hostilely take over his native Canada, doofus Dale must devise a plan to stop them. He enlists the help of his genius friend Frank and a handful of local yokels to sabotage the Hangelbergs' plan to insert satellite-controlled microchips into every Canadian, literally turning them into mindless 'shopaholics'.