Curb Your Enthusiasm (Season 8)

Deep inside you know you're him.

The off-kilter, unscripted comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he can't seem to do anything right, and, by his standards, neither can anyone else.

The Divorce 8.0
Air date: 2011-07-10
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Larry learns his lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout daughter of a beleaguered sports owner.
The Safe House 7.6
Air date: 2011-07-17
Runtime: 29 min
Overview: Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women. Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test. Leon survives a case of mistaken identity.
Palestinian Chicken 8.5
Air date: 2011-07-24
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: A Palestinian chicken restaurant is incredibly popular with Larry and his friends despite its open hostility towards Jews and Israel. Meanwhile, Larry's approached to inform people that their habits are agitating by family members too scared to do so.
The Smiley Face 7.8
Air date: 2011-07-31
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Larry challenges the rules of dating and rethinks a decision regarding a new workplace neighbor. Meanwhile, Jeff invents an ill-advised excuse to get out of a dining engagement.
Vow of Silence 7.8
Air date: 2011-08-07
Runtime: 29 min
Overview: Larry's evolving alibi to get out of a charity function results in unexpected travel plans. Meanwhile, Susie makes demands for the terminally ill family dog's last meal; and Larry points out personal flaws in the buffet line and in parking lots.
The Hero 8.5
Air date: 2011-08-14
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Larry plays the hero in the sky and underground; Jeff’s courtship of Ricky Gervais is sabotaged by a nosy waiter.
The Bi-Sexual 8.0
Air date: 2011-08-21
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Larry competes with Rosie O’Donnell for the same woman, explores the nuances of Japanese bows, and refuses lunch with an LA acquaintance.
Car Periscope 8.3
Air date: 2011-08-28
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry’s training schedule.
Mister Softee 7.9
Air date: 2011-09-04
Runtime: 33 min
Overview: An ice cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry.
Larry vs. Michael J. Fox 8.8
Air date: 2011-09-11
Runtime: 30 min
Overview: Larry accuses his neighbor, Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; Larry gives an inappropriate gift to Elizabeth's son.