HarmonQuest (Season 0)

Rules (Episode 1)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: The group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whether someone can enter a scene and make something up without it being established.

The Wrestling Match (Episode 2)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 4 min

Overview: The Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles his inner demons in the main event. Jeff takes a walk in the void.

The Test Game (Episode 3)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 4 min

Overview: Paul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to find his way out.

The Backstories (Episode 4)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Dan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. The group jokes about what examples of bad news Spencer would give.

Looking for Tunnels (Episode 5)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 4 min

Overview: The group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue finds out that women have the best perception, Beur and Deepok explain how they scan, Fondue gets impatient.

Boneweevil Has Evasion (Episode 6)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Boneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their attack.

Kevin McCallister (Episode 7)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Entering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in time at the time of the attack; the "Kevin McCallister" of Dwarven Monks.

Boneweevil Farts on Beur (Episode 8)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Beur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is reminded of her father. Jeff gets his Harmon universes mixed up.

Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game (Episode 9)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Spencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds a way to exit the box, and reveals he killed JFK.

Getting into The Union House (Episode 10)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a hard time.

Orc Penis (Episode 11)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Fondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail, in order to hit on Beur.

Poop and Pee Smugglers (Episode 12)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: As they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are for the crown or against the crown. Beur wonders whether they are poop and pee smugglers. Rib Sanchez is pro-environment, but also makes drugs out of the excrement.

Rib's Backstory and Racism (Episode 13)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Rib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to relate, but Rib reveals he is slightly racist against Orcs. Beur is amused by Rib's racist jokes against Orcs. Fondue tries to keep calm.

More Orc Racism (Episode 14)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: In attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondue fails to keep his cool.

Toilet Talk (Episode 15)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 5 min

Overview: The group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, but Hawaiian Coffee warns him to stay away. She explains how she got arrested and her clothing, before revealing she is magic and can transfigure anything.

Fondue Gets Upset (Episode 16)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: The group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee question his judgement. Beur punches Fondue in the face to calm him down, which does not work. Hawaiian Coffee ignores Fondue's rant. Boneweevil tries to keep the peace. Fondue moves the guards' bodies out of stubbornness.

Guard's Mother (Episode 17)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: In attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs to leave and help his brother.

Cheetos (Episode 18)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Jeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.

Renaming the Desert (Episode 19)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Fondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.

John's Backstory (Episode 20)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: John Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younger self.

John's Test Game (Episode 21)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: In a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the size of a large man, in order to escape.

Do You Own the Trees? (Episode 22)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Fondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as an copyright-free parody of the Pocahontas song.

Thomas' Test Game (Episode 23)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Spencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the weight of the golden statue, gaining access to the exit. Thomas, being an avid role-player, rolls dice to simulate whether he would have passed the test; he does not.

Heroes (Episode 24)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Boneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he has a brief stroke. Coming to, and brushing it off as something that happens all the time, Beur comforts him like a small baby.

Labyrinth (Episode 25)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Boneweevil successfully explains how to solve the riddle. Fondue and Beur warn Boneweevil of the perils of choosing "down," as it happened in Labyrinth. Thomas and Jeff mimick the talking hands from the movie.

Dildo's Outfit (Episode 26)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to the group.

Once You Go Goblin (Episode 27)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bonweevil's hand job again, Eddie insults Fondue's ability and his absent father.

Box of Socks (Episode 28)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the socks, as he's had a lot of alone time over the years.

Fondue's Song (Episode 29)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.

Eddie's Life Story (Episode 30)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to the temple. Because of this, Eddie has a suicidal outlook on life, but is bound by his contract not to kill himself. Fondue explains the wonders of the outside world; parades, parties, juice, etc. Boneweevil asks Eddie if he's ever had sex before, Fondue gets the hint and asks the team to leave the room.

Synax! (Episode 31)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. When it's finally Fondue's turn, he proclaims: "SYNAX! NOW YOU DIE!" Erin is disappointed. Fondue tries some cool one-liners to yell at Synax before he attacks the cultist.

Homophonic Joke (Episode 32)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tuned for a spirited wordplay discussion.

The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast (Episode 33)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, which hits Boneweevil. James Dean saves the day by using her much-awaited Holy Blast, to the excitement of her compatriots.

Jeff Davis (Episode 34)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue and Beur note the french novel Jeff was holding, and both agree he's not a poser.

Fondue's Parents (Episode 35)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was alone.

Tedder's Speech (Episode 36)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad story

Fondue's Flashback (Episode 37)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars, but his father was nowhere to be seen. Chadge disappears into the void. Back in the present, Chadge gives Fondue words of support, while Fondue hopes the Manticore can't get through twigs.

Invoices (Episode 38)

Air date: 2016-11-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying about "invoices." Fondue gets emotional and insists his father owes him. Chadge tries to make it up to him by offering him a painting.

Live at SXSW 2017 (Episode 39)

Air date: 2017-03-13

Runtime: 25 min

HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con (Episode 40)

Air date: 2017-11-17

Runtime: 25 min

Overview: Hosted by Travis McElroy

Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle (Episode 41)

Air date: 2017-11-28

Runtime: 25 min

Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course (Episode 42)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.

Mallory, You Do Love Fashion (Episode 43)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.

High in Protein (Episode 44)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.

The B-Bad Boys (Episode 45)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.

Beur’s Rage Issues (Episode 46)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.

Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course (Episode 47)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.

Let’s Quest (Episode 48)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.

Rory jumps the gun (Episode 49)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: The gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.

Where’s the Cauldron? (Episode 50)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: The gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.

A Witch’s Reckoning (Episode 51)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Krandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.

Boneweevil’s Absence (Episode 52)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Boneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.

Beauflecks Sings (Episode 53)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.

The Friendship Bracelet (Episode 54)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 4 min

Overview: The gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.

Broken Bracelet (Episode 55)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Boneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.

A Strong Finish (Episode 56)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Spencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.

Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course (Episode 57)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Spencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.

Bonebreak Village (Episode 58)

Air date: 2017-12-05

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.

Expanded Handshake (Episode 59)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.

Scents O’Dyne’s Secret (Episode 60)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Beur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.

Mortal Hands (Episode 61)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: The gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.

Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course (Episode 62)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Patton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.

The Tell-Tale Tea (Episode 63)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Boneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.

Tea Party Paranoia (Episode 64)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: The gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.

Tea Party Trustfall (Episode 65)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Boneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.

Expanded Demon Fight (Episode 66)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: The gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.

Harmonquest Post Show (Episode 67)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Dan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.

Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course (Episode 68)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Spencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.

Fondue’s Friendship (Episode 69)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Beur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.

Expanded Manifest (Episode 70)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.

Gremlin Generator (Episode 71)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Fondue creates a Gremlin.

Saving Sedona (Episode 72)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.

Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course (Episode 73)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Spencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.

Expanded City Guards (Episode 74)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: The gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.

My Name’s Gribble Grabble (Episode 75)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: The gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.

Not that Kind of Minor Magic (Episode 76)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Dan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.

Not Cool, Man (Episode 77)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Fondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.

Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course (Episode 78)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Spencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.

Expanded Treasure Cart (Episode 79)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang tries to find cool treasure.

That’s a MONOLITH (Episode 80)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.

Expanded Obelisk (Episode 81)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: The gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.

Fiddling While Rome Burns (Episode 82)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Fondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.

I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble (Episode 83)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: The gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.

A Non-Euclidean Room (Episode 84)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 4 min

Overview: The gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.

Mirror, Mirror (Episode 85)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 1 min

Overview: Beur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.

Expanded Sexuality (Episode 86)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 3 min

Overview: Boneweevil realizes he’s bi.

Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course (Episode 87)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Kumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.

Eddie’s Robot (Episode 88)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: Eddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.

Expanded Boss Fight (Episode 89)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: The gang makes a few attacks and some quips.

Clunky Castle Combat (Episode 90)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 4 min

Overview: The gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.

A Most Violent Voltron (Episode 91)

Air date: 2017-12-01

Runtime: 2 min

Overview: The gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.