This weekly, half-hour topical animated series set in an extraterrestrial newsroom covers up-to-the-minute news and commentary about the universe’s most baffling species - the inscrutable Humans of Planet Earth.
Alien News Desk (Season 1)
Ungrateful Wads of Protein (Episode 1) 8.0
Writer: Sam West
Air date: 2019-02-27
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken, and human arrogance totems, aka “Oscars.”
Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People (Episode 2) 7.0
Writer: Scott Gairdner
Air date: 2019-03-06
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.
Udder Madness (Episode 3) 8.0
Writer: Dennis McNicholas
Air date: 2019-03-13
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Meet some special vehicles called “Indycars” and the grotesque pseudo-humans called “bodybuilders.”
Simultaneous Vortex Exit (Episode 4)
Writer: Sam West
Air date: 2019-03-20
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.
A Big Moldy Space Orange (Episode 5)
Writer: Scott Gairdner
Air date: 2019-03-27
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.
A Very Norffy Gronksmas (Episode 6)
Writer: Sam West
Air date: 2019-04-03
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?
Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists (Episode 7)
Writer: Josh Patten
Air date: 2019-04-10
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.
A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck (Episode 8)
Writer: Lauren Moser
Air date: 2019-04-17
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.
Cumbersome Dongles (Episode 9)
Writer: Josh Patten
Air date: 2019-04-24
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call “food.”
Bloated Acquisition Piles (Episode 10)
Writer: Scott Gairdner
Air date: 2019-05-01
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.
Princes of Mange (Episode 11) 8.0
Writer: Lauren Moser
Air date: 2019-05-08
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as “mascots.”
The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft (Episode 12) 10.0
Writer: Dennis McNicholas
Air date: 2019-05-15
Runtime: 23 min
Overview: Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.
Seasons
Episodes 12