The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the doctors, nurses, administrators, and soldiers often find ways of making wartime life bearable.
Writer: Everett Greenbaum
Air date: 1976-09-21
Runtime: 46 min
Overview: When a rumor for a camp relocation turns out to be real, Hawkeye, Margaret and Radar volunteer to stay behind for a patient who cannot be moved.
Writer: Gary Markowitz
Air date: 1976-09-28
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies.
Writer: Ken Levine
Air date: 1976-10-05
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Hawkeye is temporarily blinded while trying to fix the nurses' furnace, and Frank finds a sure-fire way to win bets on baseball games.
Writer: Everett Greenbaum
Air date: 1976-10-12
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man.
Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason
Air date: 1976-10-19
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: The nurses go behind Margaret's back so that a fellow nurse confined to her tent can spend the night with her soldier husband who is paying her a surprise visit.
Air date: 1976-10-26
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Margaret takes off in the middle of the night to help deliver a Korean baby. Nobody knows of her whereabouts, and Colonel Flagg is brought in to help investigate her disappearance.
Writer: Alan Alda
Air date: 1976-11-09
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Psychiatrist Sidney Freedman composes a letter to Sigmund Freud during a visit to the 4077, while the rest of the camp endures the hijinks of a mystery prankster.
Writer: Richard Cogan
Air date: 1976-11-16
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Father Mulcahy, troubled by his lack of experience at the front, insists on accompanying Radar for an errand there.
Writer: Bill Idelson
Air date: 1976-11-23
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Instead of turning him in as a prisoner of war, Hawkeye and B.J. pull some strings to get a wounded North Korean surgeon a spot on the staff.
Air date: 1976-11-30
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Hawkeye and Potter provide assistance at a Korean clinic, and run into an enemy attack on the way home. Meanwhile, Klinger begins posing as a Gypsy to help get his discharge papers.
Writer: Everett Greenbaum
Air date: 1976-12-07
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Everybody pitches in to save Colonel Potter's horse, who becomes sick while Potter is away in Tokyo. And Margaret asks Hawkeye, not Frank, to operate on her appendix.
Air date: 1976-12-14
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: To save the life of an elderly local who rejects an operation because he believes bad spirits surround the 4077th, Colonel Potter permits a Korean exorcism.
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
Air date: 1976-12-21
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Hawkeye starts sleepwalking and having horrific nightmares. He begins to think that he may be starting to lose his "war against the war."
Writer: Ken Levine
Air date: 1977-01-04
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Radar becomes an aspiring writer after ordering a flier from a comic book, and Hawkeye and B.J. give Frank a surprise birthday present that only he will appreciate.
Writer: Everett Greenbaum
Air date: 1977-01-11
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: A fouled radio call for help on a crossword puzzle leads to a senior officer coming to the 4077th to help with a supposed serious medical problem.
Writer: Sid Dorfman
Air date: 1977-01-18
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: The 4077th hosts a traditional Korean wedding, much to Frank's objections. And Colonel Potter runs into an old friend who has put his troops in jeopardy so that he could receive a promotion.
Writer: John D. Hess
Air date: 1977-01-25
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: A former star college football player suffers a severe leg injury in combat and must deal with the consequences, and Major Burns goes behind Colonel Potter's back to set up a boxing match between Klinger and Zale.
Writer: Gene Reynolds
Air date: 1977-02-01
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: B.J. falls off the fidelity wagon while trying to provide consolation to a nurse whose marriage has just ended. But will he confess his infidelity to his wife?
Writer: Alan Alda
Air date: 1977-02-08
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: The 4077th has an outbreak of hepatitis and Hawkeye needs to inoculate the reluctant staff while dealing with back pain.
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
Air date: 1977-02-15
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: General Korshak wants Hawkeye to be his personal practitioner, despite his constant snottiness. And Radar helps take care of a soldier's half-Korean baby after he is shipped back home.
Writer: Don Reo
Air date: 1977-02-22
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Colonel Potter hopes a Western will be the cure for the 4077th's morale problem. But during the show, the staff of the camp is forced to make its own entertainment during the frequent film breakages.
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
Air date: 1977-03-01
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Hawkeye and BJ try to stop a chopper pilot from selling souvenirs derived from war materials derived from locals facing danger getting them, and Klinger becomes a pole-sitter in his latest attempt to get a Section Eight.
Air date: 1977-03-08
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: The 4077th is deluged with patients and their individual medical histories. Then they run out of blood and everyone is donating at 48-hour intervals.
Writer: Everett Greenbaum
Air date: 1977-03-15
Runtime: 25 min
Overview: Pressured by Frank, Margaret decides to marry Colonel Donald Penobscott at the 4077th. When Donald arrives in camp, he is treated to a bachelor party and a practical joke while the nurses give Margaret a bridal shower.
